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Ahh - so it was you! Didn't have time to wave either - nice motor though and a damned sight cleaner than mine right now

Johnny is off school for a day. Next day he returns and the teacher says "Why weren't you at school yesterday Johnny?" Johnny replies "Sorry Miss, Daddy got burned" Teacher says "Oh dear, I do hope it wasn't serious" Johnny: "Well Miss, they don't f*** about at the Crematorium"

Type email. Realise I don't have member number. Walk to car. Realise I don't have car keys. Walk back inside. Get keys. Walk to car. Unlock car. Try to get SIDC card out of tax disc holder. Realise SIDC Card is stuck in holder. Swear at SIDC Card and holder. Realise swearing doesn't actually help, although it does make me feel a bit better. Use Car Key to un-stick SIDC Card. Note member number. Swear at SIDC some more for putting me through the hassle. Return to computer. Complete email. Send email. Get member permissions. Realise animated Alizee doesn't work. Cry over lack of gyrating sexy french bird.

If they've any sense they'll see that someone who's enthusiastic about the marque and the job is a better bet than someone who just wants to make a wage without that enthusiasm. Good luck, but I think if you stick to how you've done and let your enthusiasm show, you'll do okay. []

I had to go for a static Alizee because you don't allow a gyrating animated Alizee any more [:'(]

Now my link has stretched the board and I hate folk who do that on forums.

Yes, it's upcoming but save more money for your mods by sending her one of these [] http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...N%3AIT&rd=1 Why can't I make a hyperlink to a URL rather than have the entire link show? Why can't I just type and get a smiley? Not overly impressed so far []

This is what it should look like in the reply box:

Type in [ img ] but remove the spaces I've put in before and after "img". Now paste your bottom link from Photobucket. After you've done that, type [ /img ] - again remove the two spaces I put in before and after "/img". [8-|]

Spotted today parked up and wearing an SIDC Tax Disc Holder. If you live up there then you're a lucky guy/girl. Was up covering a Trials event in the area and there are some fantastic little back roads around there. Had loads of fun - some of it airborne []

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What browser and version are you using? There seem to be some cross-browser compatibilty teething problems. Up the top I've got " Welcome back andywrx | Logout | Faq"

You seem remarkably calm considering tomorrow is D-Day []

Nope. It looks like another Firefox problem. In IE I get a pop-up with a dropdown list asking for the type of link then a box for the link - no problem, works perfectly. In Firefox, the dropdown list box is missing. All there is is a box to type in a URL. In Opera, it's even more strange - when replying, you don't even get the text formatting options bar and the reply box is much smaller [8-|]

Since I just read this on another site... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along.”

See this topic [] http://forums.sidc.co.uk/forums/606865/ShowPost.aspx PS. Forum type admin peeps - the button for posting links doesn't work.

I'm all for growing the sport and always keen to meet others into my hobby. If your buddy wants to know what events are upcoming or what are good or bad events to cover then let me know (some are noted for being in forests and too dark for decent shots). I mostly do UK Nationals and World Championship stuff, but shove in the odd Club Trial every now and then. I've got good contacts within the SACU though if you wanted to cover the Scottish Championship.

Cool photos, but you might struggle on the Trials front - I've got that one pretty much sewn up [] http://www.trialsphotos.com

Pearsons Haulage Contractors of Duns will be happy though

These forums use BB Code. You use tags instead of the html stuff previously. To insert an image type [ IMG ] (remove the spaces) then the link to the piccy then type [ /IMG ] (again, remove the spaces)

A small point - Firefox doesn't like the header. The text doesn't autowrap and overwrites the adverts. Fine in IE and Opera, but not in FF. The joys of cross-browser compliance. [8-|]

Alizee's gone [:'(]

I hear the new forums have a much smoother revolving door

Cool - and that Verve soundtrack at the end - the choice and sync could be from something the BBC put together - class

Home, office, hotels, airports - you name it. Mostly lurking as the techie stuff makes a whooshing sound as it goes over my head, but loving the banter.