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This was taken/doctored on the same day.

It stands for "oh dear, I seem to have urinated in my underwear due to the amount of laughter". Me Yes I look like I'm 12. No I'm not 12. Yes your hair does go ginger from drinking too much Irn bru.

Drivers in the town had a mini with those neons/leds behind the wheels. I almost pished myself looking at it. If you want lights behind the wheels just brake until the discs glow red hot.

<< And just heard from a mate that there's a camera van sitting on one of the flyovers on the M9 around the Kincardine turnoff. >> I can confirm that one. On the flyover where the M876 meets the M9. The doors open and facing towards stirling. So if you're coming from Stirling or down the M876 from the larbert direction then watch yourself. Not sure if it's speed or road tax or whatever, but not worth taking a risk.

You not got a george formby grill? They can whip up a mean just about anything.

I believe the term to use would be "Ya fanny".

Can't go wrong with a bit of VAG. Volkswagen Audi Group that is.

Porsche bought a big wad of VW last week too. It's like a big merry go round. With FHI and Toyota signing up to share some info on drive trains and fuel cells then maybe we'll see some sort of Uber 4WD STI Prius. Nahhhh.

I did Sharon. It was the business.

Thanks for the invite Chris. I'll have a think about it. Insurance is due on Saturday, car booked into Hypertech next week for Oil change and strut brace, so it's an expensive couple of days ahead.

I thought you were in a Blob not a Bug. My mistake. Great looking and sounding car though. If the large ginger fellow you refer to is me, and being both large and ginger means it could well be, then I do apologise. Were you in the car, and where were you? For the life of me I cannot remember a single moment of my journey home from work. Which is worrying as it was just 5 hours ago.

The wavers oath: "Do you swear to wave at all Scooby owners, be they sport, WRX, STI, legacy, outback, forrester or anything in between, so help you Colin McRae?" I do.

58 is damn quick if I'm not mistaken. I was up in July watching the Superkarts going round, as well as legends and Radicals, and the fastest they had was a 53. Which was scarily quick.

Don't coilovers lighten the old wallet by over a grand too?

Nice wheels shame about the body kit. 514 off dodgy american Petrol mind you. Not too shabby.

5K! Bargain. I'll fire it round the usual suspects, but they're all eejits who wouldn't buy Dougster's great Wagon.

Parking in colour co-ordination too!

Sure most of you have saw this already but - Very funny.

Ouchie! Sport hurts.

Totally the wrong direction - but a big shout for the A70 between the M74 and Ravenstruther which provided me with no end of fun in both directions last week. I came up behind a full loaded coal lorry who I thought would have been easy pickings on the backroads but damn do those boys know the roads. Many wheel drifting at 55mph round tight corners in a 40 ton beast. Still got him though. Albeit half a mile before where I was going, which was where he was going too.

Al, did the CEL come on? I'm considering getting shot of some cats.

<< I'm a waver!! Althought its kind of a running joke me and my girlfriend have as I always wave and very rarerly get one back. Just blank expressions, you can almost see them thinking I dont know him, why is he waving! Actually a week or so ago a guy in WR blue Blobeye wagon with blue mudflaps gave me a wave near Garthdee. Anyone from here? Iain >> Might have been Sheep. He always gives me a wave and he drives one matching that description. Spotted a bugeye with light blue or light grey decals last night going north on the A80 before Auchenkillins. I was going southbound and trying to dive off and go the backroads so didn't get a wave in.

Cal, if your flaps aren't scraping then you're clearly not cornering hard enough.

Didn't see it, but sounds like the TVR Sagaris. I'd rather have a noble I think.

Really is nothing to beat proper alignment/geometery settings. In the future it'll be the first thing I get done to a car. How about a set of Toyo R888 Road Legal track day semi slicks. They'll be hillarious in the Scottish Winter! Can't fault my Bridgestone RE050s, even on the track, but my they're the only tyres I've ever used on the car so can't really say if something like the RE070 or the Toyo Proxes are better.