Wilky, my cousin has a quad cab SRT-10 Ram yellow fever edition. He was down the other night and took me out for a wee spin. The acceleration in it was incredible for a machine of such frankly ludicrous size. Probably faster than my stock WRX. Quite stiffly sprung and a bit ungainly round the tight Scottish roads, but what a riot.
He reset the onboard computer thing and then put his foot down from a 20mph rolling start. We hit 70 before you could say "f*ck me that's fast" and a quick glance at the display said ...... 1.9mpg. How I laughed.