wilky

Dont tan the cars hide after installation of the AVCR and get free membership of the 2.5bar club like the Squirrel did! (Chuckle) Thats the default setting out the box, and the handsome chap from Gallowhill didnt realise this as as he toed the hole off his car thinking, "This is going like a feckin steam train!!" he looked at his boost guage and the eyes popped out the sockets as he saw 2.5 bar. Mind you it lived to fight another day!! Callum W

"he might have had a knife!" "He might have had a weapon and brandished it at you!" "You know about the guy in the car park etc etc" "Yes, you cannot be too careful, I saw some children drinking merrydown in a bus shelter, we had better drive the other way incase they swarm all over our car and tear our livers out!!" If you dont stand up to these bampots then who will? The police? I doubt it they have been rendered as useless and directionless as the current government can manage. Im not saying run up and club him with a phase one manifold (ahem) but if you roll over and say nothing, are you part of the solution or part of the problem? However, for all the tree huggers out there Im not saying form a local vigilanty group, but I never let them away with anything. Its your road as well! You pay for it! Callum W

Personally, I would have stopped, told the wife to "Shut the f**k up!", walked up to the BMW and asked the driver if he was aware of what roadrage was? Because he was about to fall victim to it.

Youll never know! Cos you werent there.......

Black circles can have them put on your car at a garage of your choice in your area on the same day. Failing that, Jim Dickson in Cumernauld village always has them in stock. He is slightly dearer but the price includes fitting etc. Most garages stock T 1 Rs as they are a popular tyre now, as opposed to the T1 S which had a specialised market only. If you need any further advice PM me and if I cannot help you I will certainly pass you onto someone who can. Callum W

Lol! I have no idea what you are talking about. Callum

Yes they are almost a street legal slick, awesome in the dry and good in the wet. Black circles can deliver them to your door for £96 each. However, im my opinion the toyo T1R is a much better tyre on a subaru, and far better in the wet. Black circles can deliver that for £77 each. If You want a cheap, good allrounder then the yokohama 539 are good, JC Scooby has them and says they are great value. £65 a corner from black circles. Yokahama are good in the dry because they are soft. You wont see great milage from them. T1Rs are a revised compound with camber shoulders harder wearing. Gumball had these and will swear by them. Callum W

Ill have them matey! Callum W

Have a nice time.

What we dont need is every man and his dog chipping in. One singer with one song. And some experienced advice, not well meaners who end up hindering not helping. Ill say that again in plain feckin english......................................................................................................... ONE SINGER ONE SONG.

Jesus christ Billy, Your supposed to be thick skinned. Tell them if they are so bloddy good, they get off thier arses and help. Or shut up. Dont let others influence you. Never had you figured as a quitter, but there you go. If you give up that easy then perhapes it isnt the job for you. Get a grip Billy FFS. Callum W

<< you need someone to help pick up your curtains cos your fingers are smashed? sure no bother, give me a call and ill help you >> Dont get your ambitions muddled with your capabilities G3.

Are you gay? Because I need someone to help me pick new curtains.

Stop the calming action Russ, Im enjoying this! Its better than River City. Wires are getting crossed. 1. We all have the visits best interests at heart. 2. No one doubts the authenticity of the reason certain parties were invited to attend the ward. A question was asked and answered, no more no less. 3. Some people are better at projecting ideas when in a position of responsability than others. Those that it doesnt come easy to have to work really hard at it. Billy is there to be the Collimation point, but its all our jobs to help him push the same cart up the same hill. Not create a drama foe him, this is just a case of good intention being misconstrued. 4. Billy and Scoobay have my phone number if anyone needs any presents collected. Callum W Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland

Oh, and that was a joke before we start the old sweety wife nonsense, we have already had one man suffer with rumours.

Im as bent as an arabs dagger, and any more of your lip and Ill be round yer hoose dressed in black to kick yer back doors in.

Handbags at dawn ya bass!! And dont wear mauve, we'll clash.

i cant help it if someone wants to be just like me!!!! Everybody wants to be like wilkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.................doo be doo!!! ahem...............gayness!!!! MY05 WRX. Black. Mudflaps, Splitter, Carbon Fibre Rear wing. Hayward and Scott Backbox. HKS SSQV BOV. Whiteline Droplinks, Cusco Front strut brace and Prodrive Geometery. Blitz R-Vit, Pioneer DEH-P8600MP, Classic Road Angel. all good fun and in jest b4 anyone gets snotty

This reeks of general Gayness.

5 min 44. In the squirrelmobile Bite the perverbial big one. Message ends. Out.

just did a 8:01.57 in the GT One car. Auto box,NOS fitted, driver aids on and a healthy 1158bhp on tap. put that in yer pipes and smoke it ye tulips!!!!!!

LOL! You gays are awesome....

fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Or perhapes an apple.

With the pies.