HairyDJ

Interesting to see that some of them aren't shown as paid up members of SIDC either - maybe we should limit them to one post a day until they join up

Can't wait for them to help out with the car thieves next Local news today had a similar story where locals wanted druggies dealt with but were left to sort it themsleves http://www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/Landlor...rugs.3159866.jp

Welcome Daisy! could always get her a nice T-shirt (ouch) Cheers, David & Chrissy

Welcome to all the London folk - if you're going to trax then join your new guvnor in the legendary kip's convoy - see http://forums.sidc.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=105208 for the main list & watch out for any Kent / Essex convoys that will probably join up at toddington. Cheers, David & Chrissy

Cracking piccies - doesn't quite capture the dust that they made us eat back at Chessons though! hope you guys had a great day out - we thoroughly enjoyed being in the action in orange, even if Chrissy did get one guy drive right into the armco where she was being flag marshall One very lucky lad in the mini that flipped and rolled a few times!! Cheers, David & Chrissy

Just got our stuff through for the marshalling, so look out for us in our brand new "oranges" - I think we're being aimed at marshall point 3, somewhere between Pilgrims & Chessons, but sods law is bound to apply and we'll be miles away. If we get a break, where do you guys normally aim for planting yourselves and the picnic / bbq? Enjoy, David & Chrissy

Each to their own .... the 2 bits I hate most are the black wheels & the pimp tint on the glass! I really want to stay with the wagon shape, but the current beast has already done over 52k and still under 3 years old, so won't last forever. I'm tempted to get a new wagon, but really can't be 4rsed to rip all the unwanted stuff out of the GB270. I object to the tint film being built into the price for the wagon, but an option on the saloon at £405. If they knocked that off the price, i could buy some decent wheels? I really struggle to see where on earth all of the extra's add up to the 7 grand or so that they claim them to be worth though. Maybe i should get a "normal" wagon at whatever price they are discounted too at the moment, and then spend the difference on getting it upped. If i get bored then i might pop over to see one at our local dealers this weekend - http://forums.sidc.co.uk/forums/thread/1012338.aspx Cheers, David

we're supposed to be marshalling for this one - still waiting for details, so if we escape working it, we'll be there to socialise instead with you guys.

Looking forward to this session - almost starved up at JAE []

Well done to both of you for getting a trophy each in the SIDC Show & Shine comp yesterday Cheers, David & Chrissy

We're both ok for the new date! Cheers, David & Chrissy

craigy,mrs craigy pezza shescooby&smilie Wimpy & Crew Tyreman & wife HairyDJ & Chrissy

1. Craigy & Mrs Craigy 2. Ben & Em's ( Mr & Mrs BEN) 3. Shescooby & Smiley 4. pezza 5. Racing Snake 6. leigh & sarah 7. wimpy & nat 8.MrH (Col) +1 9. HairyDJ & Chrissy 10.

I like - now to wait for the details and price though. I've a hunch that they won't be shipping the wagon with the engine tuned to STi PPP level, but worth hoping .....

Cracking pics Craig - glad you all had a great time. Excellent looking stand - too much sitting around having chit chat when you should have been getting sunburnt though. Kaz - I'm not even daring to ask!! Cheers, David & Chrissy

Sorry guys, another one that we won't be able to get along to. Missing the nice and simple lunchtimes at Sturdys (or the Bucks mob at the Crows Nest) compared to the all day events scattered about. That's the trouble with being an old codger [] Have a great time - hopefully see you all at something before JAE? Cheers, David & Chrissy

Mine needs washing and I haven't even had it for a year yet [+o(]

Off to Millbrook to play at marshalls for the national stages rally - http://www.wecc.co.uk/Millbrook/2007/WECC-Millbrook2007.htm bad news is 06:30 sign-in on a bank holiday monday and a sh1te weather forecast good news is quite a few scoobies on the running order

We are probably not going to be able to get there - certainly not as early as the convoy. Just in case, can someone put up a link to a map or something to teach the sat nav with? Cheers, David & Chrissy

1. Pele - fitted polo and t-shirt (14) 2. VickyK - Fitted polo and T-Shirt (16) & Paul K - T shirt and polo shirt (Large) 3. LoonyToon - fitted polo & t-shirt (xl) Child one too 4. Spikey - loose polo (xl) 5. Dalthegooner - Polo as big and loose as it goes and a womens polo (14) 6. Still Grinning - Polo (loose) in large please. 7. Scoots - Polo loose(L) & Mrs Scoots - womans polo (14) 8.Prodrive Tony - Polo (Loose) Large. 9.dazzler - polo and t shirt medium please (loose) 10.wedmonds polo large (loose) 11. Hermie - mens loose fit(xl) 12. Big Jay (xxxl - if they do it!!!!!!!!) & Mrs Big Jay (skinny fit size 12/14) 13 Stardust ladys polo (8) 14. Baz69Birds XL & any chance of having www.subarryu.co.uk on mine aswell??? 15. HOL - Mens XL 16. HairyDJ (Polo XL) & Chrissy (Polo XL) - both loose fit please, none of that wet t-shirt look thanks [] 17.

ACPO guidelines are that you'd be reported for 10% +2mph (35 in a 30), 10mph higher than that is getting very close to them turning nasty on you. If you think that you might have been 40-45 ish, then grab the offer. If you are sure that you were never more than 30-35 then it's a tough call - taking the £60 +3 points is still likely to hurt less than starting a one-sided scrap[]

Excellent news - miserable weather specially organised today so that you don't realise what you've been missing[st] Be good to see you again soon, but I'm sure there are a couple of much more important folk waiting for you [{][][}] Cheers, David & Chrissy

Oi - you're not old enough to have lusted after the posh Maggie, bring on the saucy Sally James - tiswas totty []

Presumably fitted with dual controls! I have enough trouble with passengers trying to brake for me, without giving them pedals that they could actually use [:@]

Hope they all pass the smut filter - if not just click the quote button and you can read the naughty words - just don't click the post button afterwards [:S] Subject: FW: From the mouths of children 1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move" 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?" 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'" 4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mummy,will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy." 5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and,as she sat down, the minister leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the minister's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mum says it's a bitch to iron." 6. A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mum." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teachingthem to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four." 7. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not." 8. A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"