Lol, no worries.
Projects thread is a good idea, but it'll go the same way as SNET....
"Today, i'm trying to fill my car up with petrol, in the hope of not spilling any and getting the absolute maximum per pence from the nozzle. I'm led to believe that by either tipping it right up, or shaking it about i gain the most, but i intend on finding the definative way. Any comment or thoughts greatly appreciated."