colin_ross

AMG = Anus Mugger Gumball

Chris types "men with long tools get stuck into fat Italian" into google and leaves disappointed.

Incredibly sad new. Simon was a great guy who will be sadly missed. What ever he did it was always to the extreme whether it was tuning the shit out of that car, moaning like hell when things didn't go right or drinking that one beer too many and making a tit out of himself. He created havoc wherever he went and once caused an argument between me and Mrs Playsatan when he emailed me naked pictures of his then girlfriend by mistake, I had to get him to send me more to prove I wasn't up to no good. I was going to post a picture of his car but thought this summed him up better.

It's a nice car for an oap Chris and I'm sure it makes a great noise (especially with your hearing aid turned right up). It might even get you a better class of glamorous granny than you're used to. Just to remind you though, if you find yourself lined up against a 14 year old four pot I'll smoke you like those rods you're so fond of. Your good lady (or man) will be sloshing at the clopper at the sight of a properly fast car and you'll be back on plenty of fish explaining how 6.3 litres makes up for 3.6 inches. Sell up now and buy a hetromobile before you forget your safe word and you're ruined for all other men. Oh, good to see you come up for air mate.

Pfft .

This may sound like a silly question but does it normally do it after it's been raining?

They're never really finished mate.

Good lord. If it's come to this we might as well fold up the tents right now. I know exactly where Davie is coming from and I'm sure despite your posts you do too. Nobody is arguing with your right to post whatever takes your fancy or bang in as many replies as your young fingers can manage but do you honestly think it's the right direction to take the board / club? The board exists because of the members, not the other way around. Having pages and pages of random threads are not going to create an active scene but may have the opposite effect IMHO. This isn't a pop at you Chris, or anyone else for that matter, it's merely me speaking my mind. You can call me a luker if you wish and put Davie and myself in the grumpy old bastid section but I'd rather be part of quality club of like minded individuals than participate in it's steady decline into banality.

Well I've got to say I've got some mixed emotions over this thread. I do miss the good old days of lots of members, banter and posts and I can see that your heart is in the right place Chris but I for one could do without the "filler". If people want to open threads with random links to youtube nonsense, what they bought at the garden centre or a shit joke someone sent then on facebook then that's fine but don't do it here. IMHO it makes people less likely to post, not more. If that's what you want to discuss then mumsnet might be more to your liking. I come on here (less so these days) to talk subaru. Some of the best boards I'm a member of have few members and maybe a dozen or so posts a day but ever one of them add something. That's why I always go back to them. I guess it comes down to what you want to get out of this place. I've always been a quality over quantity type of person but maybe I'm the odd one out.

Suggestion? MTFU. Tell her it's your car and your decision. BTW, does she pick your clothes out for you as well?

XXXX XXX = Hand job?

Is this going to be like the last time you thought about selling but instead added 1900 hp?

Not really. Fitted some new shocks and springs and ran it to the end of the street and back to see if it would settle a bit as it was sitting a bit high, does that count? Those 500 yards felt like hard work TBH, maybe I should have a mid life crisis and move the the fat side. How does it compare the classic?

Tidy.

That was a drop gear. It lives in the centre diff and takes power to the rear wheels. Snapped it clean in two and left me with the fastest FWD subaru at crail that day.