was siiting in the car in a pub car park one lunch time and this old woman in an Audi parks way too close to me, opens her door and "bumps" my drivers door (on my Mondeo thank god, not the Scoob). I put my window down and ask her to be careful and she says "dina worry aboot it loon, it's only an auld Fordie)!!!
Needless to say, because it was an "auld Fordie" i wisnae very careful when it came time for me to get out of the thing!!! Jesus min................