hosstheboss

Has anyone driven down Riverview Road, Dyce between the Newmachar end roundabout and the turn off for Asda lately? It's impossible to avoid all the potholes and all the trucks in front of you are throwing up stones -why do we pay road tax?

Aye, get your own tuning ideas mate!!

It's because they are knobheids wi small co*ks! Keep the "spirited" driving for when you are on yer own on an empty stretch of road. Too many of these guys on the road.............

I know i shouldn't have but i decided it was time for some subtle mods to the RB................ Trick_RB320.doc

Love it!

We (Weatherford) had a guy on the chopper. 40 years old with 4 kids. I've been in this industry for over 20 years now and had my share of North Sea helicopter flights, some good and some bad but no matter what you are never prepared for things like this.

OK, I appologise, my spelling is terrible i know.........

Wonder how many decent hard working mothers died on Mothers Day - will we ever hear about memorials for them..........NO! The Press (or some of them) stink, they should be fcukin ashamed of themselves, especialy those pair of complete and utter wan*ers Pierce Morgan and Max Clifford.

There's usualy a small oil seal at the gearbox output spindle or in the cable itself. If that is gone then oil could migrate up the cable. Used to see this when i was a loon on Triumph TR7's.

Did you ever see the article a few years back when some guy in South Africa rigged up flame throwers to the undersides of his Beemer? When someone tried to Car Jack him he could push a switch on the floor beside the pedals and flames shot out the sides below the doors and fried the fcukers!! And guess what - it was totally legal - imagine trying that here

There must be more deserving people in this country who deserve a memorial than this fcuked up bitch? hopefully she will be joined by Kerry Katona in the near future!

Gas man knocks on a house door. Little boy answers wearing lipstick, knee high boots, stockings, suspenders & smoking a joint. Gas man says: "Is your mum in son" Little boy replies: "Does it fu**ing look like it!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paddy says to Murphy "Murph, when them scuba divers go into the water how come they always fall in backwards?" Murphy replies "away he daft fu**er, if they fell forwrds they would still be in the fookin boat"!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

C'mon guys, you're being ridiculous now - that fan has a USB connector on it and that age of scoob will only have a fag lighter socket.............

95.8 Propeller Garage, Bucksburn Aberdeen today.

ADIS - don't die of Dysex..........Dysli...................Dislix................... because ye cana spell....................

Santa Claus more like it!

Q. What’s the difference between a goat and cancer? A. Jade Goody couldn’t milk a goat!

Ranch Hand A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.' The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands,he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

CARBONFIBRE BONET SIDE SCOOP WITH K&N AIR FILTER FOR COLD OXIGEN FOR BETTER EXELERATION i know we shouldn't mock the afflicted but what the f**k was this guy drinking when he tried to write this s**t?

Now that IS FUNNY!!!!!!

Ach well then, I guess i'm just a "bairn" at 47 then!!

Me, Hoss and my bodygaurd "George the Rottie" and my RB320.

Barstewards min, should have their feckin hands cut off!

Wrecked a wheel and tyre on the Aberdeen Airport road last year. Took all the pics, filled in all the forms and waited..........and waited...........and waited then got told to **** off by the councils insurers - funny thing is it was the same insurance company that my car was insured through!! Had a right ding dong with them on the phone and cancelled my insurance, w****rs!!

Aye, next thing we know you'll be tellin us that it wisnae you in those pictures with the sheep!!