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I think it looks Flocking awful? Did you know that 9 out of 10 people are in favour of gang rape? That's a lot of flocking...........

Aye let's hope so - ye can hae a wee blast if you like

LOL, aye Bryzie, ye must have one too many Big T's when you posted that one!! Skye sounds like a winner though - hope i'm home for it!!

I used mine more or less every day for the first year i had it but i now have a second car for every day - a 1.8 Mondeo.............. I use the RB once a week for work and at the weekends and i have to say it NEVER fails to put a smile on my face. Done 13k miles now and will be 2 years old end of March. The ride is "firm" to say the least and the road holding is phenominal but i would have to say that on bumpy roads it gets very wearing with all the "tracking" of every line, ridge and pothole on the road. My wife says it's like being in an empty biscuit tin with a swarm of bumble bees! The stereo is for show only - i can never hear it over the engine / road noise. I had 4 new tyres fitted after 8,000 miles as the old ones were torn to bits on the outer edges. As the_ex_lepper says, when its empty (after about 220 miles) you fill it up again!! Definately the most fun you can have with your clothes on

I have the same stickers ready to put on mine and can't make up my mind whether i like them or not - suppose i can always take them off agin...

Hey guys, i had a great time, thanks to all for the hospitality. First time my RB had been that far from home but certainly wont be the last.

the very same!

1. ScoUK 2. Mckay 3. Cullenmin 4. Connor 5. Scooby Doom 6. Tommo9375 (hopefully) 7. Scooby-girl (maybe) 8. Jus (hopefully) 9. Dave l wrx 10. rosshendry23 (maybe) 11. Mckay's mate and his sport 12. Smiler AS 13. Hoss 14. Brian M we'll be comin up from Aberdeen if the weather is OK - trust you guys don't mind?

was siiting in the car in a pub car park one lunch time and this old woman in an Audi parks way too close to me, opens her door and "bumps" my drivers door (on my Mondeo thank god, not the Scoob). I put my window down and ask her to be careful and she says "dina worry aboot it loon, it's only an auld Fordie)!!! Needless to say, because it was an "auld Fordie" i wisnae very careful when it came time for me to get out of the thing!!! Jesus min................

did you play with dolls when you were young?

The bit 5th Gear did on the McRae gathering, when she was guiding cars into position and bared her midrift............oh man, i had a wee map of Australia in ma knickers......

I think 5th Gear is sh*t, but you gota luv Vicky.............

Hey looks like a great day out guys. Sorry that I didn't make it down but the weather with us was terrible and i didn't want risk seeing the car in a ploghed field . Hope to get the RB along to the next one though!

Proton? is that nae some p*sh they tried tae teach ye in physics at school or something on Star Trek?

Thats it i'm sellin the Mondeo and buyin a Megane as a second car - don't want anyone thinkin i'm gay!!!

1) Jonboywrx + Debs 2) Cruz104 3) Paul555sti 4) Scoobysailor and family 5) Bobby C 6) Maxxed_Ross 7) ryan_gwa 8) imy + grant 9) scooby222 10) Stubaroo + Lindsy + family 11) NKWRX+ Niall 12) STI Pretender 13)Windy1945 14) Midnight21 15) scoobyit 16) Higgy. will try and make it to this one. 17) empty heed 18) BigBev 19) Cullenmin 20) Shelly_Scooby newbie but I will be there 21) pmac (with new clutch!) + 3yr old car mad son 22) fivetide and family 23)billyboystoys biggrin.gif 24) Irish Al & Lyndsey 25) neill54 + my son luis 26) Gus in the white Bus hopefully!!!!! 27) Jac 28) RS Grant 29) Melly Doo 30) Scoobymark + mark jnr 31) selkie + the ex leper 32) Fai17 33) Hoss (if i'm still at home)

Picked up two massive stone chips on the same day when driving through the temporary muddy field left by some "son of the soil" on the road between Torphins and Lumphanan. Now, i have to ask myself is that bad luck or good luck? Bad 'cause it happened twice, or good 'cause they were both on the same screen?

I'm in Dyce and my mate is up in Altens. Will wait to see exactly where you guys are meeting up in Dundee and meet you all there - don't really know Dundee at all so hope it's somewhere easy to find

1. If your sidelights won't switch off look for the parking light switch on top of the steering column . 2.Use the search function on the forum before asking the same old question . 3. The best first mod for an impreza is the exhaust (backbox at least) 4. Buy a classic 5. Make sure you get regular quality oil / filter changes every 3 - 4000 miles 6. Always run the car on good quality fuel - V Power/BP Ultimate/Tesco 99 and add octane booster for safety in an unremapped import 7. Avoid "chip"ing an impreza - get it remapped by an expert like AndyForrest (Apexi for classics, ECUtek for newage) 8. Sell the Newage and buy a Classic 9. Always wait till the engine is nice and warm before giving it full pelt and let it cool down befrore switching it off 10. Upgrade your brakes before modding the engine 11. A VTA dumpvalve isnt really a good idea unless your car is getting remapped to compensate for it. It will momentarily make your car run rich as the ecu gives fuel for air which has been dumped and not recirculated. All you are missing is the gay noise. 12. Solid rear droplinks and a decent suspension geometry set-up are probably one of the best sub-£100 modifications you can do to a standard car. 13. new ages will undertseer when at the limit 14. If you have a classic get Strutt Braces. The improvement is outstanding! If you have a new age...no luck! loL! 15. Clean out the boost solenoid once in a while and dont fill engine oil right up to max. 16. Go to the SIDC track days at knockhill, you get free tuition from an instructor if you want (plus ensure you wear Cat boots far better that way!!!!) 17. Love every minute of driving and owning it (it will make handing over the credit card much easier 18. Goto meets/Knockhill/Crail and tell us who you are?We don't bite sometimes 20. Join the SIDC and you'll get discounts on insurance and dealer supplied parts in addition to track days. 19. For some obscure reason there is a lot of mention of goats & homosexuals in here. Do NOT let this put you off our forums. 99% of our members are "normal" but we are all fans of The Hoff. 20. Always prefill the oil filter when doing an oil change 21. Dont believe everything you read on the forums. 22. Send off for a Shell card 23. What ever BHP you get, you will never be happy 24. BLUE is the best colour. 25. Is your car standard? - leave it that way. 26. Watch out for the Impreza's "lift-off" oversteer. It's wicked, particularly on a wet Knockhill! 27. wave to other scoob drivers 28. never buy a set of lexus rear lights[+o(] 29. sidc love some photography of your beloved 30. dont sell your scoob you will regret it and will end up with another 1 31. The best place to hang out on saturday nights is at OSIDC 32. Modding is for MEN 33. Going JDM is for winners..........leave the chocolate UK's to the Willy Wonka lovers! 34.^^Andy speaks the truth, JDM is the way forward!! 35. K.I.S.S. Keep it simple stupid and don't mod what doesn't need modding (dump valves etc) 36.NEVER let the other half known how much youve spent on the car.she will be jelious! 37. Dont go to Halfords for your servicing parts - they are more likely to give you filters for a lada or skoda. 38. the bright button really does just make the clock brighter 39. Never believe anything read on Ebay 40. Never buy a impreza when you get 10 spare ST2 (spaceman) 41. CLASSIC ARE The GREATEST IMPREZA BUILT. 42. Try not run your impreza top end as the boxes dont last long(went through 3 last time) 43. Believe the petrol gauge - yes it does use that much!

aye, sorry about that! The dirty car has still got to be the best one though. "Eh, excuse me sir, but do you know that your car is very dirty and that could be a danger to other road users"? Aye, well go tell farmer giles to clean up all the crap he leaves on the road when he crawls along with his trailer which has bald tyres, no lights and no number plate on it! If he did that i wouldn't be getting my second new windscreen fitted tomorrow!

Will probably meet with you guys in Dundee as that would be easier. At the moment looks like myself in my RB and my maye in his 06 STi.

Anyone from the Aberdeen area heading down to this? I was thinking about going and another guy from my work was thinking about it as well. Never ever made it to a meet as yet so this would be a good one!

I think you're being a little unfair on the "Boys in Blue". We all know how busy they are setting up speed traps, checking speed cameras, stopping people for having dirty cars..............

I "touched" a goat when i was in Peru and had to marry it....................

What's a dump valve? Is it something you fit to your ar*e?