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Got fed up seeing the STi logo on the rev counter of the RB so stuck this on instead.

I hope to make it along if i'm still at home. Off to the States next weekend so that's the travel kicked in again.........

Fantastic, as Dale says not many people would give their own time for things like this. I for one feel very

He will need something far more substantial than cling film!!!

It's just that i'm the master of disaster when it comes to wheel damage mate..

Had a few steak burgers at the NE Motor Show yesterday so the wife can testify to the silent but violent bit!!

Aye, once ma blood pressure fell 10,000psi I had a good laugh to masell............

Aye, excellent. Hope i get to play longer on the next one!

I have the wheel that was damaged on the Skye run on the car with the rim damage as was but i had another that was buckled when i decided to fight with a pot hole on the Aberdeen airport road last year - aye get yer lucky white heather fae me......NOT! What I would like to do is have a full size spare that i can throw in the boot for any long journeys where i don't have loads of luggage (i.e. nae wife wi me). I phoned the ****er at Lochcarron garage, got a guy who admitted to driving the lorry - he said i should have been able to pull over safley and that i was driving to fast Well, that's fin the fighting started as they say. I told him in no uncertain terms what a cock sucking in bred collie molester he was and said that i would be up tae hae a dump on his doorstep then i slammed the phone doon - at least i felt better........

OK, i believed you till I read the above !!

Scotty, sorry its taken me all this time to get back to you. I'm definately interested in the wheel and will make a donation to the charity of your choice mate. How would be best for me to get ma mits on it? I thought i may get the buckled one i have repaired but that's a no go.

Bobby, yer a very lucky man! I wanted to buy another Scoob but her indoors slapped me doon on that one!

Well, as i always tell the guys in my local boozer "slag my car and i'll pish in yer beer"!

Loud? fcukin right it is - i was almost deafened following you in Inverness - ace!

I've whacked the splitter on my RB more times than i want to remember but the way it's fixed to the front bumper it has always just "popped" the fixings out and it takes about 45 mins to put it all back together again!

I have to give thanks to the Boys in Blue - they spent the best part of an hour trailing me around Skye looking for a garage that could supply me with a new tyre. OK i didn't get one but I was greatfull for their efforts none the less. And the friendly bit of advice they left me with "tell yer mates to slow down" was appreciated as well, they "couldnae be a***d" with any hassle !!

Well, even with my "off road" moment i thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing. Great company and good to meet everyone (ok curry was sheit) but a great weekend. Borders run sounds good to me.............. Thanks to everyone involved in the organising of the weekend, fantastic fun even though i was one of the "lost boys" as well...........

Thanks folks, i'll make a call to the garage but don't expect to get anywhere with a claim as i've no hard evidence of the incident, but for sure i'll put the wind up the If it wasn't so far away i'd go up and put the assholes windows in!

eh............smash head on into a lorry at "silly mph" or take to the ditch......easy choice for me i'm afraid.

Aye the guy is obviously a moron. Too late to do much about it now but if I find out where the ***** works i'll be sure to phone the garage owner and tell him what a nob end he has working for him............. Might take Dod the Rottie up to see him - 58 kgs of killer dog might just make him see sense. Dog would probably try to lick him to death to be honest.............

Aye, the grinning ape at the wheel pi**ed me off as well, looked like he was enjoying every minute!

Aye, it wasn't much fun i can assure you - thank christ I had BrianM's double Top Gear driving music to listen to, again, again and again! Went straight to the local and got absolutely fcukin hammered and felt dodgy all day yesterday - what a great weekend!

Aye, it was a great weekend all round, spoiled a wee bit for me with the puncture but hey ho that's how it goes sometimes. Great pictures folks, pig sick i missed most of the run. Took me almost 7 hours to get home with a pit stop in Huntly to get rid of the curry! Was passed by a guy in a HiLux towing a caravan just outside Kingussie - oh the shame of it........ Anyways, new tyre on order and then i'll get the suspension etc checked out but i think it's OK as it didn't fall to pieces on the way home. And get this - i was stopped, TWICE by the local constabulary on the way wondering why i was going so slow!! FFS, that's a first!! Anyways, hope we can do it again some time and my best wishes to Jon and Debs.

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Signatures are on the base so probably a stencil or something? Took the car off the base and it was made in Portugal by Trofeu.