hosstheboss

I go to Ullapool every July with a works "outing" thing and there are some great pubs with this being probably the best for "fun"! http://www.theseaforth.com/ A mate of mine has stayed in the Royal Hotel and said it was great but it's a we hike into / back from the town center. AND IT WILL RAIN!!

Aye, just nae sure what to fit and don't want to **** with decat's for MOT hassles, probably just try a new rear box? Any advice of which one?

Had my RB320 since new and LOVE it! Never had any issues with oil consumption etc and have kept mods to a minimum (strut brace, stickers etc). It does between 25 and 11mpg depending how you drive it . I have had the rear shockers replaced under warranty but that's about it. Only thing i would like is a SLIGHTLY louder exhaust

Well Being an even older git than bobbyc my much abbreviated list goes a little like this - 1970's - Mini Cooper S (insured as an 850!), MK1 Escort Mexico (wish i'd kept it) 1980's - Vauxhall Firenza Droop Snoot, Open Ascona Berlinetta (the choice of car in Peterhead at that time!), MK3 Cortina GT, 3 Litre Capri Ghia. 1990's - Capri 2ltr S, XR4i, 205 Gti 1.9 (loverly), Rover 216 (met the wife!!) 206 Diesel, Vectra GSi 2000's - Mini 1275, Skoda Octavia TDi (brilliant car), Mercedes 220D (dont ask), BMW 525D M Sport (great car but boring), Mondeo daily runner to and from work, Dodge Nitro 2.8 SXT - got to be one of the best value buys ever, and of course the RB320 - now what can i say, this will never be sold!

I know i shouldn't so why am i still

There's nothing worse than a "surprise dump" no matter what size it is!!

Well for what it's worth i think this is a great site and so is Aberdeen Scoobies! I don't get the chance to attend many meets but i enjoy the ones i do attend. As some of you know the Skye run was not the best of fun for me (fcukin lorry) BUT i still had a great time when i was taking part (appart from following a neep and getting lost ). Even the nightmare that was the Indian meal was a laugh and driving home at 50mph all the way to Cruden Bay from Skye (6hrs)was a laugh (OK, i'm lying now). Getting passed on the dual carriagway by a HiLux towing a caravan was a laugh............not! People make of things what they want, or what they are, and that can't be changed. But as has been said already if you don't like it, f*ck off somewhere else and moan!

when it was still all shiney and new!!

Wan*ers in the government / health service who sit back and think "hmm, alcohol abuse costs us millions so lets punish EVERYONE by putting the price up"!!!!! Well, **** off, i like a beer and don't want to pay for some other sh*t idea you come up with! Wan*ers in the government / health service who sit back and think "hmm, alcohol abuse by underage drinkers costs us millions so lets put the minimum age to drink up"!!!!! Well enforce the current fcuking law instead of creating a new version you morons. Put Bobbies back on the beat instead of sitting in unmarked cars catchin joe bloggs doin 15mph over the limit on an open fcukin road for gods sake! NO, i'm not obsesed by alcohol, i just like to drink a lot of it

Well, Welcome to the pleasure dome was a song by Frankie goes to Hollywood as was Relax (Don't do it) and its just a play on words - childish fun mate that's all. You will need to get used to the childish fun on here............

Check this out!!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/232777.stm

I'm pig sick of the bangs, rattles and knocking noises from mine - i just turn the fcukin radio up louder now!

Don't do it!

Welcome to the pleasure dome.

Or a 56kg bag o tatties

Hey min settle doon or i'll hae tae pish in yer beenie hat!

I always sit down to pee fin i'm blootered - and i still mange tae pish on me troosers! The wife is fed up of it mind you, she wishes i wid sit on the bog and nae the bedside cabinet!

I blootered a pheasant and the lower stainless steel grill on my RB320 was pretty twisted up. I've tried straightening it out without much success so be warned!

****ers! Let's all stop driving altogether, stop going to work, stop lining the pockets of the Oil majors and see how long this government would last then! I'm a lazy cu*t so not going to work for a while would suit me fine!!!

Just remember -

Aye, i'd rather be bitten by the Rottie than a Rig Pig (ex casing crew masel like!)

I can loan you a big dog if you like? You can have him for a weekend and i wont charge you a thing - all you need to do is feed him (that will save me about £20!). He is partial to a wee ned or two, particularly if they are wrapped in Burberry and stinkin of Red Bull...............

Just for you mate...........

Not sure about this mod?