Thoroughly disappointed no one knows a good father ted reference when they see it:
Father Ted: I ordered some new stuff for the house, get rid of this old tat.
Father Dougal: Did you phone Habitat?
Father Ted: No, Habit Hat. Like Habitat it sells soft furnishings but also priest clothes.
Father Dougal: Does it not get confused with Habitat?
Father Ted: No, that's never happened, except when you just did it.
Father Dougal: Anyway, what else did you order?
Father Ted: Priest's socks, really black ones.
Father Dougal: I read an article about priest's socks, that priest's socks are blacker than any other socks.
Father Ted: That's right. Sometimes you see lay people wearing apparently black socks, but if you look closely, they are really very, very, very very dark blue.
Father Dougal: That's true. I thought my Uncle Tommy was wearing black socks but when i look at them closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.
Father Ted: Never buy black socks in a normal shop. They will shaft you everytime.