wilky

Traveling to Texas tonight to visit the LHFOJ. Oh dear!

I would love to put my name on the list and have a laugh, unfortunately I won't be in the UK. Ill keep my eye out though and see how you all get on please post loads of pictures, oh and the results as well Callum

Certainly in the UK there is a trend of thieves breaking into your house to get the keys, or fishing them through the letterbox with a pole and a magnet if you leave them on the hall table or hung up somewhere.

Dude, If they came into my house in Louisiana I have the right by law to shoot them dead. As far as the law over here is concerned my home is my castle and i have the right to defend it. I would have no hesitation what so ever to killing anyone stupid enough to try. And to answer any of you lefties out there, I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Bring it on. sympathy to your loss. Callum W

Head down the post office Billy I hear they need some stamps licked. Close the door behind you, cheers.

Ah b@gger ! Sorry. Well go onto youtube and the song is called "What was I thinking?" by Dierks Bentley its a funny as.

This song is excellent, lol. Thought I would share it with you, you may need to click on something to get it to play. Had a very similar incident last week except the people weren't as pretty and there was a baldy wee fat guy involved!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TboFZCptbqU...mp;feature=fvwp

"naebidy move, theres bin a murdur!!"

Dave, he does look like Taggart maybe hes practicing for his next screen role.....

HR is your friend. Ensure there are always witnesses when he brings you down and twists what you say and ensure others know beforehand what was really said. Keep a diary of what happens and those who were present. And when you have enough report him with your evidence. No one likes a bully and paint it like that, you are being bullied. The secret to that approach is to have somewhere to go if it goes pete tong. If its cured all good and well. If its not at least you have a job to go to. I would suggest Royal Mail of Parcel farce. Alternatively you could have him done over. Good luck dude Callum

Its £1.60 a gallon out here.

Happy birthday Shergar. Your an asset to your Nation and a credit to your profession. Well done!

Aye, sorry for going off topic Pierre, Hurry up and do something so we can annoy you again Callum

I know the feeling, Im on 28% over here so it kind of balances itself out compared to UK. I get an allowance for accommodation and medical insurance, but the myth that the USA is cheaper to live in than UK is now tosh, apart for petrol prices, cigarettes and beer. (Which as you can imagine is the important bits) Im going to store the S9 and try some V8 fettling over here. There is a shop that specializes in gas flowing cylinder heads, cams and carburation and its caveman stuff compared to forced induction so Im going to get an older muscle car and play. Parts are quite cheap as well. Are you still at AD or have you stepped up? Callum

Hello Russell! Have you been tying any Kangaroo's down recently? We had a guy out your way doing a job for BHP.(Obviously not your bhp) Callum

Hello Alan, nice to hear from you, I take it your abroad as well? I havent been around as much as I used to, with work commitments and initially moving up to Aberdeen. I just pop on now and again to bam up Lucky Pierre ;-) I'm in The USA now. Callum W

Post edited by Wilky. What happens in the past should stay there. I think the less said about the above the better, its a pandoras box.

You must be referring to the fact that the inner core is also finned. http://www.turbobygarrett.com/turbobygarre...ntercoolers.htm Was the APS one that you butchered not finned? Mine is. Callum

Snigger............

The Nazis used to tattoo their officers army number and blood group under their right arm. Once the Police have finished brainwashing you they will tattoo your barcode on the back of your skull so I cannot see a problem. Seriously though, from what I can remember from the late 80's early 90's tattoos are only tolerated if they are above the shirt line and hidden from view when in short sleeves. This may well have changed now, but they may have an unwritten rule. Coulty would be your man, he recently received his barcode. (Only joking Coulty!!) Callum W

"Detective chief Inspector Lee once again commences an investigation..........."

1981 mini 1000 in vermillion orange, a 1966 mini cooper s with the erse hanging out it (If I had kept it and restored it it would have been worth a mint) then a 83 mini with a 1340 avonbar with a 45 webber, high lift cam, 1.5 roller rocker JK S/C gearbox etc etc etc and Ive never been able to leave a car standard since (Except the 22b and the disposable car) Callum W

Thats what he'll give you after he's finished with your balloon knot Satan!

Does anyone know the whereabouts of the LHFOJ? Is he in country or over in the States? If he's over here Im going to go up and annoy him next weekend. Callum W