bigal024

Dunno who I want to lose most.... ;-)

Novo for Scotland anyone?

Welcome dude, i'd avoid the sport and get something else mate. Plenty nicer, and better cars out there! Save your cash for when you can afford the insurance on a Turbo.

Looks like Jocky Scott to be new Dundee manager! Blast from the past or what! Here's hoping he can put a rocket up that shower of ****e he's inherited, and we get a win on Sat!

Snowingb here too on the moray coast. Not a great amount though, so its not lying.

TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking b******s. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a 'home business'. SINBAD. Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate. STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the 'adminisphere' are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded 'administrivia' needless paperwork and processes. 404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message '404 Not Found,' meaning that the requested document could not be located. OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am . BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. BRITNEY SPEARS. Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g.'Couple of Britney's please' GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!'. MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. PEARLHARBOUR. Cold (weather). An example of it would be - 'It's a bit Pearl Harbor ' out there (there's a nasty nip in the air) PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women

Indeed, he has gone Gus. But who to replace him? We are skint, so it will be interesting to see who comes in. All sorts of horrible, horrible rumours on various Dundee websites about who could be next......... Jim Duffy (Again), Ian Mcall, Billy Dodds, Gordon Chisholm, Jocky Scott etc I just hope its not some untried newby manager, and we go for someone with experience!

We're totally fecked. Another defeat, now 8th place. Time for Rae to GTF me thinks.

Really??? Fingers crossed!

Ye jammy Bar-steward! Well jealous! I'll just console myself with the fact i'm off to see the Prodigy in Glasgow in Dec.

Nae pics of Skye in amongst them that I can see. The road looks like bealach Na Ba at Applecross, and the big pointy hill looks like Buachaille Etive Mor, which is at the top end of Glencoe.

Shamlessly Stolen from SNet. RCM Motorsport Scoob - Time Attack. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OOP3_1TsXs4 Looks a bit of a handful!

Mint!

Disgraceful. The sad thing is that there are enough Glory Hunting OF fans who travel from Dundee/Perth/Aberdeen etc, for this to probably to not even matter.

Oh my god..... I'm drooling

Look out, I'll be loading some of the jets bombing and shootin Garvie Island! Knowing our Jockeys, they have a tendency to miss the target every now and again.

God knows mate - Cant believe this Bennett malarky has been allowed to drag on so long with this final outcome. If it was looking to be the case, then it should have been out in the open weeks ago. The uncertainty has clearly unsettled the players and the management, over the last few games, and tied in with lots of crucial players being injured, we've ended up 6th! Good result against Partick however. Too many Dees panicking on all the footy forums, calling for Rae to be punted etc. We're only 6 points off top. Theres far to long to go to be writing anyone off yet.

The Scottish game will only become healthier if someone like Hearts actually pull their weight, and split the old firm, and the Esspeehell increases in size to 16 teams. Scotland is not big enough to continue at its current setup of 4 Divisions.

I had all 4 of mine replaced by Town And County after just 4000 miles on my GB270! Whilst in getting done, they told me that they had already had a 2008 car getting its struts replaced, so I'm pretty sure they are still fitting the crap ones made of chocolate. Speaking to Kev at T&C when they did mine, he reckons most of the problems with the struts could be cured with a mod, rather than replacing the whole strut, but for some wise reason, Subaru wont do it.

Thats a big 10-4 buddy!

Aye mate, that would've been grand! I've been away with work, then on holiday, so I've nae been about anyway. Next time though for sure. Will have a dig around and see when we're at Almondvale next...... All this talk about John Bennett taking over/investing seems to have had a negative effect on us for some reason, and we've fallen out of it a weebit. we've got a few "easier" games coming up (if there are any), so looking for max points to get us back up near the top! Its good to see that Landi is playing a pretty much scottish team at Livi. I really thought he would have flooded you guys with Italians etc. a la Bonnetti at Dens. the boys Griffisths and Mcpake look good talents.

God its got so bad for us, that i'm actually well chuffed to get a nil nil draw against plastic whistle. What a result for Queens yesterday - Never saw that coming. Were you there Gus? Div 1 is still wide open. The international break has come a good time for us. we badly need to get Mckenzie, Mchale and Cameron fit asap!

I'd rather have the old style UK300 style spoiler than the mahoosive monstrousity bolted to the boot of my GB270. :-)

Have used Eden a few times in the past, in fact bought my last STi from them. Not overly impressed with there aftersales service tbh. The only main dealer i've considered myself well happy with, was S&S in Ayr. However, its a hoor of a drive from Lossiemouth to Ayr! I've never heard a bad word spoken about Grieves in Falkirk/Stirling however, and know nothing about John R Weir in Perth.

I really begrudge taking my car to them. Too many times have they ripped me off. Kev, however is a good guy, and has helped me out. I just wish there was a main dealer closer to me, hence why I've enquired before about anyones dealings with Aird Motors in Beauly.