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scientific steve

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  1. aye, i now have those bad boys, heres them and what the fooks wrong with white then eh?????????? []
  2. so, when are you out on your next patrol ?????? [] good on yer
  3. you lucky lucky thing, all i was doing was throwing my tool down some wet, dank hole........... [] and yes i am offshore at the moment [] did you happen to get yer knackers thumped like i did the other weekend from one of those fine lassess then?
  4. just in from the pub but could it be.............. off topic []
  5. doing all the normal stuff, and then moved down on her hands and knees with her head between me legs on the way back up she banged the back of her head off me knackers............ not a big thump just enough to make me jump, i saw the funny side of it but she did'nt i think the more she got pissed off the worse it made me larf
  6. "you're not allowed to chew their nipples Steve !" he he he nope didnt even get that far [] it was due to something she did to me that started it all off
  7. i thought you were a gent []
  8. been told by a lady dancer to bu@@er off ? let me explain, was on me birthday type thingy with me mates and the dance was all paid for long story short, i started wetting meself larfing at wot just happened, shant go into things just incase but she did not see the funny side of it in any sence wot so ever, she even said get the f@@k out i shall sort it out with your mates you cant i tried to calm it all out but she was having none of it later on she then came up to me to try and sort things out but too little too late and i was out of there i was given a voucher cause of what happened............ has this sort of thing happened to other folks????????????
  9. Newage 1. STi_Bandit (2004 STi Type UK) 2. WRXMANIA (2003 WRX) 3. 4. Classics 1. Shep (Silver MY99 Sport) 2. Kloon - UK Turbo (2000 W) 3. Jc scoob (MY 99 UK ) 4. WRC No1 (MY 97 UK ) 5. Gordyq (95 wrx import) 6. Darryll (MY 98 type R) 7. scientific steve (MY98 type R)
  10. fraid not, i'm the same as acid, working as and when so it's a case of if i'm here i be up for it if not it's yet another thing i've missed, hey ho, not having a winge just venting []
  11. wont put me name down just yet but if i'm here i'd be up for it likes
  12. you lucky lucky lucky.......................... i'm sure your gonny have a blast
  13. that made me larf that did sorry to hear bout your loss though mp3search.ru download them for a dollar per album []
  14. well said that man best quote yet [H]
  15. i think this gives it away sorry vicks 18 - yes its a 1.6 21 - Spaceman 21 - Don Mega 22 - RS Grant 22 - Briforbes 22 - scoobymadburd 22 - lescazscoob 23 - Chris_c201 23 - Edinburgh-Chris 23 - fee 24 - Coulster 24 - DanTerzo 24 - Baz81 25 - G.Mac 25 - st3ph3n 25 - Gordyq (looks 18 tho lol) 25 - DRB5 26 - mctwistuk 26 - STi_Bandit 26 - ScoobyAndy 27 - coulty 27 - GUMBALL 27 - WEEB (Wee B is better than chocolate.) 27 - Oz *sti* 27 - DUB 28 - Philip_w 28 - Paddy247 29 - Bing 29 - Hepy 29 - scoobyfuzzy 29 - ormiboy 29 - rossyboy 30 - Aberscoob 30 - micra_wrc 30 - Road Warrior 30 - WRXMANIA 31 - LHFOJ (polesmoker) 31 - Col 666 31 - doorman 31 - jc scoob 31 - Andy T 31 - sheep 32 - Seevers 32 - The Squirrel 555 (Marc Almonds live in lover) 32 - Fai 17 (Andy F's advisor) 32 - Rice Rocket 33 - scoobykev 34 - MY94 34 - oobster (29 + VAT) 34 - G.T 35 - 4hero 35 - scientific steve 35 - Vicki 36 - Fraz. A 36 - Gus The Bus 36 - PaulC555 36 - Wilky (goat nudger) 38 - Dougster 38 - bigbadboab 40 - FastScooby 41 - Ally b 41 - Gannochy 41 - Lock Stock 44 - arbroath Smokie 45 - seafar99 46 - Karps 46 - Gazzer4 49 - rallye 6 49 - neilswrx 53 - Oletam 53 - Des (Oliver Reids wine taster) 61-Dave D
  16. big happy congrats to ya hope you have a good un i'm having a birthday the morrow too, think it's my "22"nd again []
  17. well i know of one, that would be mine [] dont know who it went to likes still waiting to get the scoob back [:'(]
  18. i wouldnt mind a look at that []
  19. Police traffic cars generally come with a Smiths calibrated speedo fitted. They are checked by stop watches over a measured half mile(Certified by the roads authority) at 30, 40, 50 & 60 mph. The stop watches are also checked for accuracy over a 5 minute period using the speaking clock. Basically the car is driven at say an indicated 60mph and on passing the first marker post the passenger operates the stop watches(usually a pair) and measures to the second marker which should take 30 seconds. The Roads Vehicle (Construction & Use) Regs state that the speedo must be accurate to within 10%(above or below), although I believe most speedos read slightly fast. I suppose that helps the manufacturers speed claims while flattering the driver a bit.[8-|] cheers for that but i would of thought in this day and age of techcy stuff and gps and the likes it would be a bit more up to date than a chap with a stopwatch []
  20. it would be interesting to find out how the police get their ones done since they are ment to have the ones in the car done, or am i speaking out me rear
  21. is that the kind that gives you a cash prize too []
  22. canny wait min back in the land of the real people but had toooo many of the black G's in Cork today, it does taste different over there by the way
  23. passed on me 2nd time in 88 when i was a young 18 years old more interested in beer and other things at that point so i didnt get any points for speeding till a year and a half ago 38 in a thirty going thu aberdeen just off west north street, we all get caught at somepoint i just thought that when i got caught that it would be a ban for a year or so [] but i'll take the 3 points and 60 quid for now
  24. bu@@ers i aint going to make this one [:'(] not thru the lack of trying from certain peeps though who shall get a mention when the time comes [] hope all on track have a blast, i was quite looking forward to trying out the rubber that i got from wilky all those months ago will just have to wait till august now, and that will be with a visit to the wonderfull wizard called andy f. []
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