scientific steve

cheers vicki and yes i do, them guys are superb and i cant remember the lass that guested at the studio but her work is out of this world, the detail on the faces and texture, my word how many you got then?

full respect to all those birds that get the lower back done likes must admit to cheating a bit, got this cream from the states called betacane, numbs the skin for about 2 1/2 - 3 hours used it for the shading in on the lower back cause after getting the outline done i thought better get summit likes either that or chew through me left arm

i hurt like no other pain i can describe i had a bike off in 94 and busted up me left knee that was about as bad, the only thing was i could squirm about and greet cause i had an excuse as i'm sure you'll know if you move about getting that done youve just fuc&ed up the thing over the bottom of the back was the worst ever

my first try, see if this works bit large but you get the idea

arf arf, wish it had been, would of been a bit easier on the old back duncs, the thing did'nt finish till about 8 but to tell you the truth most of it was over apart from the prize thingy was very interesting to see folk getting tattooed in the origional way ie the wood tapping sort

sorry for this post, but i'm still a bit drunk at the mo after a year and a half of having various sittings of HUGE pain at the end of a needle, it works out at about 41 hours or so at the tattoo convention in aberdeen that was held over this weekend I won first place in the best tribal category yeepee for me hope everybody else had such a good weekend as me, wish i had me mota out for the run but it shall be returned soon enough and there will be other runs to go and play on, cheers steve number 1 lol

A wee Glesga woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed," she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight. You don't have any milk!" I know," she said, "ah'm his Granny, but I'm glad I came!"

very very very nice bet you cant wait to take it out on the "track" and put it thru it's paces good and proper

pmsl at andy nah, will scoop most things, even been known to mix after shocks for a laugh must be plenty of stuff for ya to go for ?

sod that ! i've just went to the fridge and got meself a beer [] am on holiday till tuesday and i'm going to enjoy it []

me coco's got a skin on it now []

good one [] aint heard of any goats for a while

have got me cup of coco and am sitting on a comfy chair [] fire away

didnt happen to see my run around looking sorry for it's self did ya ? [] aint going to make this, was looking forward to it aswell, looks like a good run.

good on yer chris whos going to give us all something interesting to read now then ????? hope it all works out for ya daan saff all the best matey steve

yeah i sure am on scottishvags, not scottishfags or scottishvaXXXa as someone else called it. yeah had a 20vt 180bhp mk4 golf b4 finding the R32. and i am selling the mk2, seen a g60 syncho i want 3 door, rare as hen's teeth but aint cheap either! lol failing that a nice 16v shell (black or grey) with a 20vt ko4 slotted in lol hows it going, nice line up of cars you have there mate Few years ago had a mate who hade a g60 syncho, and gave him a shot of my toyota gt4, wanted theCarlos but could not get me grubby mits on one at the time but me mate could not get over the difference in power, thought that the gt4 was a lot quicket off the mark, think the cars were the same on cornering and stuff on the longer bends but after all said and done the vw would of been the one for the tighter twisties, mentioned some fun moments blowing off some "better" motas round some corners good choice steve

looks like you guys had a good day for it wished i could of been there car also but hey ho next time like me voddie i aint bitter

kin hell, still trying to get that round me head wonder how many teeth you can be out before you knacker something then ? dont think I want to try it out though

if thats the case then how did the last person/garage manage to fack the last one then [][][]

one similar to the above but ends with guy = No, they turned me down after they found out that I was circumcised old bill = Why's that then? guy = You have to be a complete C@ck to be a copper []

Col, best bet is to drop Andy an e-mail, he has answered all the questions i have asked no probs at all I know that you cant map the 98 hence the Apexi, and I think I"m right in saying that it's easier to map the newer ones but not up to speed on those as i have blinkers fitted only to see my MY98 [] cant see the point on mapping to normal fuel, but thats just my opinion One question I put to Andy was when's the best time after a rebuild to get it mapped and the answer was straight after it's run in best of luck with those miles matey [] steve

very very very nice [H] but have you told him that it will take about a month to do the whole relay []

sorry matey your talking to an ex smoker, stopped the weed 5 1/2 years ago unless your on about summit else [][][]

not trying to knock whoever told you this (excuse the pun) but who told you this and is there a reason for stretching it after the 4/500 mark ? just interested thats all

"Start buying volvic and cans of food now and tape up your window sills, stay in, play GT4 and Toca and dont go out" thats my life already, if you include doom 3, project gothem 2, halo 2 and a few tins of beer coupled with pizza aaaahhhhh, bliss