scientific steve

When you think of all the people from the uk who work in the oil industry in parts of the world where our standards of living are a huge way off it makes you think for a moment. I for one am quite worried about this, in some cases we cant tell where the food is coming from, how it is being prepaired and how clean these places are! I dont want to put panic into folk for no reason but think how easy it is for one person to be working in any of these "Poorer countrys" one day and then arrive home the next. In Baku just now there is a bit of a problem with this flu, a few reports have been made of birds droping down dead on rigs, one was found on this one yesterday, FACT. There are a number of procedures in place to make sure that no one can come into contact with the bird that was found. One of the ministers from down here mucked up on telly the other day whilst being interviewed about a number of swans found dead, at first it was only said to be about 15 or so but he blurted out, by mistake, that over a hundred had been found, oopps. steve

call me sad but i dont mind driving a long ways, have been up and down the M6 quite a few times last year in a van, due to the company i work for getting land based work down in engerlandshire this is going to happen more often, quite enjoy it at times at least this time i wont have to look in the mail every day for a speeding ticket [] col, bet ya cant wait to get it out on the open road and give it some stick []

bit of a bu##er that, i aint looking forward to driving like Miss Daisy either, wait for the funny comments : enter here................................. how many miles you done then? was thinking about doing the milage in one day to get it out of the way, nice trip down south (Birmingham) and back yep, am getting the full kit from himself counting down the days, been a bit lonely in the saddle since the horse died []

aint been able to get to a computer for a while now (am now offshore in Baku) and it's doing my nut in how do col, was going to make a coment about the painters being in and all that but...................... spoke to the chaps at AWD on fri and they should be collecting the thing the morrow, i hope, and have it booked into see Mr. F. on the 28th so, it's all looking good for when i get back from down these parts cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait have you got your mota back yet and i bet it's lookin sweet? by the way if anyone is looking for a job offshore get your C.V. in about to ANY company just now as they are all screaming for folk steve

was talking to them today, so it's you whos taking up the workshop space then is it ??????????? am after the same as you apart from the pretty paint job []

thats it im aff aff out that is [] back at ya smoker[]

yep i'll second that, as they say your only as old as the wummin you feel last weekend that was 21 not bad for a 35 year old and before anyone says anything she werent a goat either or looked like one or yada yada yada []

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corvettes are popular here the night looks like i be one too

is that how he can afford all those mods []

woo hoo jungle explorer just what i always wanted to be....................

thats very very sweet, even with burgers []

lol bet the persons a little bit shook up after that little wiggle

have a good un matey, hope the weather holds for ya

i'll put up a bid of 150

good on yers, just so happens i'm on holls from the 26th for the tattoo convention in abz (quick plug over with) hope i shall be back from where ever i am sent to work so i can make it to the open day be like a home from home for my scoob [] bttt

i keep a spare battery in the car for just that, check to see if you can open the car with just the key in the door just to be safe this will set off the alarm but you should be able to reset it with the key fob and you can do the same once you have your new battery from inside your mota if it ever happens to ya

me with my warped mind and all am getting the jissed of this and i dont even know what the hell you guys are on about []

AAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrgg, that hurts my eyes that does and i think i've just lost me tea

You lucky lucky so and so, i'm sure your going to have a huge blast have a ball matey

i think if i caught some muppet mucking about with ANY motor on the street i'd be spending the night in the cells i just cant understand these folk gutted for ya mate

cheers guys, I hope i aint put anybody off from helping out some poor stranded driver cause i've been thinking about what happened would i do it over again? yep, will i help again? yep. because some day it could be me but i'll have a better fookn hold of the wheel []

did feel a bit of a plank, here's me trying to help out somebody at the roadside and bang, should of been able to steer a bit better likes

Heading home from work the night, have borrowed the works pick-up till the scoob get's it's heart replaced, anyhoo, i was heading into town from Dyce direction and as usual the traffic build up before the Hadagaun roundabout was building up as usual. this time there was an unusual amount of folk changing into the left lane way before the roundabout, strange i was thinking. Driving a bit further the reason for this was apparent, a Rover 214 had broken down in the outside lane, Bugger me thinks but someone had stopped in front of this chap to lend a hand. Me being me thinking that if i was in that situation i would be really thankfull if people stopped and lent a helping hand, so as i was passing i asked the chap if he wanted a push to the side of the road, big smile and a thanks and there was me pulling into the pavement and out to help the stranded road user. So the thing is, here's me and this chap, one car and a whole bunch of rush hour traffic, GREAT, i did my best copper impression and being a big sort of chap the cars did stop when i stood out infront of them, so we set about pushing the stricken car to one side, Now, this is the part where you people should pay attention, the chap who owned the car was incharge of steering whilst hanging onto the door pillar and pushing at the same time, i was pushing the car from the rear and we were heading towards a nice handy bus stop just a little way ahead, all i heard next was, STOP ! STOP ! Oh Christ ! STOP ! and a little crunch as he steered it into another mota on the right Oh, i said, the chap was now a little trapped in the drivers door and said car, so i had to run round to the front of the car and push it free and release the guy from this vice. To say the driver of the other car was a little bit upset is an understatement, but thats what insurance is for, right? So, thats why people drive past when you are stuck at the side of the road, things can go very pear shaped very quickly. again beware the good Samaritan

i'm not sure if it's safe to reply to that one yet [][]