scientific steve

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he's kicking about in a polo 1.3 so he canny wait till i go away so he can boot it up some aye, i have mentioned it to him that if he gets caught or scuffs my pride and joy that he has to pay the price

when i go away to that far flung fantasy island called offshore life, i get me old man to collect my car from the car park at work, cause call me old-fashioned but if i'm away for 3 or 5 weeks i dont want some dodgy person thinking about what could be done to me scoob!!! anyway i digress, the point of this was to say that me old man and lady decided to take my mota out for a bit of a spin as the last time i got back the battery was flat, so doing what they do best out for a bit of a run to the garden centre on the sat morning and then on out to see my brother and family out in hatton before peterhead. now me old fella has reached the age of 63 and to see him with the cloth cap sitting behing the wheel of a classic scoob is quite a sight it's much more of a laugh to find out from my mother that he scared the bejesus out of her on the hatton straight overtaking everything in sight and appon reaching ***.** mph decided to "back off" a little i dont think me mother will be going out for "a little run" anymore i can see where i get these mad ideas from now, i am my fathers son you never know, one of these days you could see him down the beach cruising about

i got to check out both jc's and col's flamers whilst sitting behind them on the run that day, looked cool as fook must admit that that was the first time i had seen one in action and nearly pi$$ed meself laughing when we were setting off from dundee and jc set his one off think that abz could be doing with a tunnel or summit of the like, the only time i've had a bit of a laugh was when i took the scoob into the bon accord centre car park and go soooo many dissaproving looks from folk but who cares

THE WEEGIE WARRIORS (come out to plaaaaay) lol 1. Gumball (Glasgow) 2. Playsatan (Glasgow) 3. Cal ( err... Abz or Glasgow ) - maybe - going for sub 58 sec lap 4. Cals brother - Fraser (Glasgow) - maybe 5. Dougster (Glasgow) 6. Seevers(Glesgay) 7. Steve (Glasgow) 8. FAI17(Glasgow) 9. G6RAY(Glasgow) 10 Marc29(Glasgow) 11.Meko(Glasgow) EDINBURGH & LOTHIANS TEAM 1. Scoobyandy (Edinburgh) 2. Fee (Edinburgh) 3. Adam (Edinburgh) 4. Irish Al (Edinburgh) 5. Willie (edinburgh) 6. kart_man (Edinburgh) 7. Scooby Kart (East Lothian) 8. UK300_Impreza (Edinburgh) TAYSIDE KENTUCKY MALITIA 1. JC (Tayside) 2. Wilky (Mercenary, on loan from Argyll and Bute) 3. jasonb (Tayside) 4. Col 666 ( Tayside) CENTRAL ROADRUNNERS 1. HI SOOB (Central) 2. Weeb (Central) 3. RubyTheScooby(Central) 4. Spince (Central) 5. PaulC555 (Central) FIFE FINISH FIRST 1. Coulster (Fife) 2. Fastscooby (Fife) 3. NightOwl (Fife) 4. scoobyfuzzy (Fife) maybe AYRSHIRE TEAM 1. ScottySTI (Ayrshire) 2. SCOOBAY (Ayrshire) 3. DOPEY (Ayrshire) 4. Scoobyuk300 (Ayrshire) 5. Malky (Ayrshire) 6. Big Andy (Ayrshire posse ) ABERDEEN AND HIGHLANDS TEAM 1. scientific steve (Abz) holidays got 2. John S (Aberdeen) 3. clutdav (Aberdeen I'M MORE MARIO BROTHERS THAN MARIO ANDRETTI SO I'LL COME AND WATCH 1. st3ph3n

<< Working fine Steve, I'll call you when I get up at 6am??? >> cool matey, at the moment i is now back in baku, i can give you the number of the rig if you want the call charges not good to hear though, me old man had a few problems trying to sort out some contract with orange, they are all pretty good at selling you there stuff but when it comes to the after sales folk seem to get the big run-arround hope you get it sorted out soon

not still having problems with yer phones dougster ???? what you need is a couple of tin cans a very long bit of string.........................

lol, cool manny, will have to go out and show you how my SLOW car can kick yer but in the gto have you had a chance to play in it yet? ye better get some practice in whilst i'm down here likes think kev was wanting to come out and play with his rs turbo, could be fun have you passed on the address yet

again thanks a heep for all the coments am now sooo very paranoid about hitting the kerb whilst i park, << Looking good Steveo. >> << Pity it's still slow ;-) >> if thats who i think it is just go back to your hole in the shire with all the rest of the hobbits

good on yer matey are you going to use the flamer to light all the candles

same sort of thing happened to meself about 12 years back and i was soooo pi$$ed off but i have had the chance to get me own back a few times and boy does it make you laugh

good show sharon, bet your going to get even less mpg now hitting that right foot down to the floor to hear that new loverly burble you have

GLASGOW TEAM 1. Gumball (Glasgow) 2. Playsatan (Glasgow) 3. Cal ( err... Abz or Glasgow ) - maybe - going for sub 58 sec lap 4. Cals brother - Fraser (Glasgow) - maybe 5. Dougster (Glasgow) 6. Seevers(Glesgay) 7. Steve (Glasgow) 8. FAI17(Glasgow) 9. G6RAY(Glasgow) 10 Marc29(Glasgow) EDINBURGH & LOTHIANS TEAM 1. Scoobyandy (Edinburgh) 2. Fee (Edinburgh) 3. Adam (Edinburgh) 4. Irish Al (Edinburgh) Willie (edinburgh) TAYSIDE TEAM 1. JC (Tayside) CENTRAL TEAM 1. HI SOOB (Central) 2. Weeb (Central) 3. RubyTheScooby(Central) 4. Spince (Central) FIFE TEAM 1. Coulster (Fife) 2. Fastscooby (Fife) 3. NightOwl (Fife) 4. scoobyfuzzy (Fife) maybe AYRSHIRE TEAM 1. ScottySTI (ayrshire) ABERDEEN AND HIGHLANDS TEAM 1. scientific steve (Abz) depends if i can get holidays, will know soon

"Very tidy m8, i think u may have destroyed my pal up crail 1/4 at sum point during the year, he was in a yellow ST205gt4, WIY? " no, sorry aint me, aint been on crail thanks for everything chaps and by the way it was a fuji s5000 i used for the photos and he was quite right, they are so much better in person, thats why dougster thought about keeping hold of them by the way thanks for all the good coments, these wheels make the car sooooo much better to look at cheers steve

thanks guys i can see why dougster wanted to keep them now

many thanks for that andy, think that i'll have to figure how to do that at some point also looks like ii need bigger brakes to go with those new wheels

cheers andy, e-mail sent

Right, i have pulled me finger out and have been able to finally put my lurvely new wheels onto me mota and have even taken a few piccies all i need now is some very nice folk to assist in putting them on here dougster, these are the muts. Huge thanks again

"That gives you an excuse to come down and try my restaurant since you're down this way m8 " bu$$er, i had an hour or two to kill, i did'nt realise you were down that ways otherwise i'd of been in lookin for some SIDC discount when i sober up they shall be attached and i hope someone can help with posting some piccies

just a bit of a shame that my works van was away otherwise you would of had your bits too sorry bout that, not enough room left for the old tyres that dougster had kept for me either

what can i say, they are just soooo cool many thanks to the dougster for getting them wheels sorted and powder coated and what a fine job too cant wait to get them puppies on me mota good to meet yersail doug, and dont worry, i shall take VERY good care of them thanks again steve

dont know what all the fuss was about set off from abz at 11:30 to glesge and arrived with no probs at all and thats me just in the door with a very big smile on me coupon was at dougsters for tea and some DOUGHNUTS 4 off, bit of black stuff round the outside

" was thinking of putting it up in the cubicles at Glasgow Central Station " Grant now thats just plain rude dougster @ jc I touch goats

"can you pik up my stuff ( down pipe & speakers ) for me ?" no probs there matey, doug how bout the morrow for picking up some round things then?

dougster, dont be tooo surprised to find me pacing up and down on your doorstep the morrow paddy can i have some coffee with me doughnuts