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Dougster, ram it.......simple....or if that fails.....how about charisma lessons. St3ph3n first refferred to the Beemer as a hairdressers car not me, the roof vent remark is aimed at those that fit roof vents to UK cars and finally the last remark was aimed at the guy with one post that was looking for his curling tongs in the car.........i assumed this was sarcasm as if he really was looking for his curling tongs then the organisers at Knockhill would not have been tooooo impressed Wanna see a picture of a loverly White wagon that is sitting in Fife?

What you could not see a Blue car an inch of your back bumper for the entire lap. I suppose it is perfectly normal for a BMW driver to ignore his mirrors. Less of the sarcasm pal and more of the observation would be called for. Welcome to our wee club

You still gonna keep the JDM STI?

CLK 55 AMG "Pace car" spec Top end of second is 85mph.................enough said

Think he was referring to the owner. NUTTER

Stick to the PS2 pal

Next time the dude in the hairdressers car has a STI RA up his ass for a full lap, tell him to move over as it was not fun having to lift evrey couple of feet to stop me rear ending him. I had him for traction out of every corner and had him for power on every straight but still he held his line in true BMW drivers style. Great day none the less

Good pics boss and cheers for capturing the Little Lady's virginity being broken I will make it my personal mission at the next track day to Stuart and his son Sean out in the car of thier choice, ok then it will either be Peter's or Marty's What a brilliant day, excellent weather, top banter and Wilky fevered oot his nut in the AMG Autobahn Stormer So proud of Imy and how she handled her first time out on track, after a few pointers from the barefooted nutcase and she was good to go Dissappointed in the Gartwhinzean, bloody miserable old fart behind the counter needs to go get a hooker and put a smile on the dour faced old sh1ts face, Hotel for not serving up food at 1330 on a Saturday Afternoon

Just keep the engine running pal, make it easier to get out the way as she comes hurtling towards you at a fair rate of knots. Don't know who is more nervous about Sat, Imy for her first time out on track in her loverly wee car or me knowing its Imy's first time out on Knockhill in a 290bhp STI RA with nutters like Wilky and co overtaking her at warp factor 15 sideways down Duffes. A plea to all people going on track on Sat morn Please be careful out there as i want her back in one piece, people can be operated on in hospital and new body parts can be farmed in Cambodia but V-Limited's are getting rarer by the day..............................JOKING BABE

The Subaru garage is still on Eaglesham main street, closer for you, a wee back road home to boot and you dont have to gnaw off your own testicles (Ginger pubes in your teeth will surley fail the Scrutineering on Saturday IMHO)

They should have stuck to Vauxhall. Went downhill the day Gordy left. Ian Grieve in the Falkirk area have a better rep on here and Scoobyseller555 works there as a erm ......cleaner i think.

If i can look without grimacing in sheer terror then i will try and catch you on video so you can look at it later and go "Oi" and "Wah" Enjoy

Imagine a similar set up in a Classic. No hold on you do not need to imagine, you just need to remember

Millers up in Hillington will do the quality stuff, 15w/50 Just along from where the meet is, give me a bell if u need directions Any decent motor factor will stock a filter for a 2 Litre Turbo but Halleys is an excuse to go through the tunnel from Hillington to Milngavie

Simon, you are a nutter

I have the large one here that was at the Motorfair, i will return it to yourself soon boss. I wanted to show the guy downstairs what the finished one was like and for him to see what is possible size wise. My old man is going to make a few frames for the finished print and these will be sold off for Santa Cruise Scotland

Applaud your sterling efforts young man. Does your place stock NGK plugs, for PFR7b plugs and Gates belts for both timing and alternator belts

Give me the keys for the weekend and i will give you a full and frank assessment of how she copes under all circumstances

Nice to meet you today Mr Young Buck Plates you have a rather special

Still prefer Steak and BJ day but this will suffice for the mo

Absolutely stunning. Looks like it has just come from the factory. Now enjoy what has been a mini adventure

What, we gonna fill the urn wi Buckie Nice one Billy and Neil, things like a PS2 or 3 with GT4 running would be possible now. Liking the "Trust me i am from the Milk" statement

Looking good boss Do like the white wheels on the chariot and what a fine choice of chariot it is

Possiblty oil from the Cam gasket seeping onto the headers Increased Knock level could be connected if it is pulling the oil vapours into the engine through the induction but other factors like a failing O2, Lambda sensor or Air leak. Probably best to get it checked out before putting it on the rollers

Davie, i know your talent in a std car can keep you up with the larger powered cars without even breaking sweat but imagine the domination on the public highway you would have if you had similer power to the big boys. You could stop at the Lecht for tea and crumpets while we get to struggle out of Blairgowrie. If you really must go for a UK spec car then a White STI with PPP would get my vote but Big Mac's car would be a phenomenal propositon in your hands. At least have a wee test drive of Craigs car and then think about the possibilties of destroying all those ego's while wearing slippers and having tea and scones