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Give me more info and I'll ask my mate tomorrow . What engine and ECU ? year ? Where is car ? would it have to be checked there , or could it be transported ? Al.

I'll not manage tonight ...at work now and I have visitors this evening . Al.

I'll be there this week with my other half . Al

..... Sorry , can't manage now - change of plans Al.

Pity about the spelling on the front cover !!

Excellent

I though this was the oddest combination - but it seems to work What do you think ? Scooter Vs Status Quo Al.

Thanks for bringing this up, Ed.... I think that we should list nominations here , on this thread , and discuss/vote accordingly . So , could everyone please add nominations to the list below : 1. The McRae Gathering Team - Grant, Imy and Andy 2.

Nice-one Billy . I like Al.

After working 12hrs (06.45 -18.45) I'm cream-crackered Al.

I'll not manage tonight mate - working today Al.

Little boys asks dad, ‘’where does poo come from?’’. Dad explains, ‘’food passes down the oesophagus to the stomach where the digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before waste products descend via the colon and rectum to emerge as poo’’. ‘’Blimey’’, said the little boy, ‘’and what about Tigger?!!!’’

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advise in reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.' It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas horrid! Just terrible, doctor!' 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor. 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!' 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?' ''Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'

2nd one is class Ed I'd have loved that Al.

Anyone going to Kwang Tung for dinner tonight , 23rd August ? Al.

I'll be bringing a box of chocolates for the raffle this evening . See you all tonight. Al.

Instead of bo(a)ring old P.M.'s involving goat-stuff - try the new 'pig' method ... ... just giz-a-shout ... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7557013.stm Al.

Ex-Colin McRae Quadbike for sale on ebay here :- http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/COLIN-McRAE-suzuki-l...p3286.m14.l1318 Al.

This stuff should remove the stubborn bits ouch ! Al.

I think this is funny - but I feel sorry for the kids ! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7522952.stm Al.

Many thanks Grant I knew you were up to yer lugs in CMcCG business and I didn't want to lumber you with any more work . So thanks very much for standing-in. I'll leave this months route to you (but Welsho did have an interesting suggestion . . . ) I'll post the August meet up in 'events' and 'calender' now . Cheers , Al.

Anyone ?

I will be unable to host/attend the August meet as I'll be in London for a wedding . I would normally ask Grant (squiggle) to stand-in in my absence but I am sure he is quite busy enough organising the McRae Gathering . So. I'm looking for someone to volunteer to be R.O. for the night . Any of the 'regulars' will know the format . IE: Meet 7PM , introductions and any intimations/news , then depart at 7.30PM for a wee run somewhere. A route for the run will also need to be decided (Welsho suggested a good 'un at the last meet - hint-hint ) Will anyone interested in helping out please let me know ASAP so that I can post the meet details in the 'events' and 'calender' sections as usual. Thanks. Al.