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Turned out they were hornets . The pest control guys came out and sprayed stuff on the nests and hopefully killed all the wee buggers . BTW, there was a bit in the Daily Record today about a spaniel called Quinn [&] which is trained to sniff out bees nests in the Hebrides for scientists , because bees are becoming rare and in turn are not pollenating wild plants so they are becoming rare too .[] . . . . . hornets on the other hand are just evil and deserve to die [6] Al.

'Well shiver me timbers' [] G is quiet tonight . He's probably with 'Young Tom the cabin-boy who stayed down-below and said nothing' [^o)][*-)] Al

I wanted to go to KH tonight , but had to prioritise [] My garden was attacked by the gardeners today , who in turn were attacked by the bees whos 2 nests they discovered in my overgrown lawn [] Pest controller is coming tomorrow , but I've been told that the f'ing bees are protected and I'll probably be stuck with them till winter when they clear out . That is good news 'cos now I can tell my neighbours that my garden is not 'a mess' . . . . . . . . . it's 'a conservation area' [] Result [Y] Al.

I didn't spot this pic earlier . . . The resemblance to Gmac is uncanny [] Al

Get your name on the list on the post in 'events' then . . . . You pirate[]

Hope you can make it Gareth . Sorry to hear you are selling the scoob mate . . . the guy (or gal) who buys it is getting a real peach of a car , it is a brilliant example . You know you'll always be welcome at our meets though - regardless of car [] Al.

Any other areas want to come along to the next Glasgow area meet / run ? We only have a couple more of our (famous) summer evening run/meets to go [] I'm sure you all have seen the posts , pics and videos , after our previous excursions [] . . . .come along and join-in the fun . All areas welcome . Add your names to the list in the 'events' section if you'd like to come along . Al

For anyone without a bluddy garden , heres whats on.[] Hot Marques - This Thursday! Thurs 20th July 6pm - 8pm Spaces are still available for the next Hot Marques evening. Track time for 6pm - 8pm, registration is from 5pm. Remember you save £5 by booking in advance! Price £50 Book Now! The guys from Power Images will be trackside on Thursday taking pictures of all the drivers! Check out their website! www.power-images.co.uk email: enquiries@knockhill.co.uk phone: 01383 723 337 web: http://www.knockhill.com Al.

I'm going to spectate . . . . . . If the f'in gardening gets done in time [:@] I 'kin hate gardening [:@] If it wasn't for these relentless weeds , I'd be up for a blast on-track tonight [:@] . . . . . I have just heard that 'Jizer' works on them though [W] 'I have a cunning plan' [] Al.

Class JC [][][] Al.

Class . . . . . . . best Photoshop award 2006 [] Al.

This may help us de-code the piss G talks . . . . . . . . . [] In which ye'll find words submitted by many pirates o'er the years, an' which comprise a loose piratical dictionary. Ahoy: Hey! Avast: Stop! Aye: Yes Black spot: to be 'placin' the black spot' be markin' someone for death. Booty: treasure Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin' to no man or blasted government. By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island! Cat o' nine tails: whip for floggin' mutineers Corsair: a pirate who be makin' his berth in the Med-...Medi-...that sea 'tween Spain and Africa, aye! Davy Jones' Locker: the bottom o' the sea, where the souls of dead men lie Doubloons: pieces of gold... Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin' when they die. Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an' plunder. Gentlemen o' fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates! Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise Grog: A pirate's favorite drink. Jack: a flag or a sailor Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag! Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin' this. Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard a ship. Lass: A woman. Lily-livered: faint o' heart Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk Matey: A shipmate or a friend. Me hearty: a friend or shipmate. Me: My. Pieces o' eight: pieces o' silver which can be cut into eights to be givin' small change. Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel. Scurvy dog!: a fine insult! Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud. Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a ******* son of a sailor Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits Squadron: a group of ten or less warships Squiffy: a buffoon Swaggy: a scurvy cur's ship what ye be intendin' to loot! Swashbucklin': fightin' and carousin' on the high seas! Sweet trade: the career of piracy Thar: The opposite of "here." Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious. Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin' to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye. Wi' a wannion: wi' a curse, or wi' a vengeance. Boldly, loudly! Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ Why are they called 'Pirates' ? ..... they just 'AAAaarrrghhh !!!!' Al.

Happy Birthday Scott , [<)][D][pi][^] (Veggie pizza BTW []) All the best mate [Y] Al.

At the bottom of the page 'forums' there is a bit which tells you how many members are online(it currently says '38 of 8641') click on the highlighted 8641 bit and it gives a list of names and at the bottom there is a 'find user' search box.Once you've found who you want click on their name , then 'posts by' and you can PM then . It is a hell of a palaver but it works [*-)] Al.

2-bar of boost should be enough for any man - no creams required [] Unless you are a twin-turbo-kindof-a-sortof -a -guy ...in which case : Should do the trick, any more will cause . . . Then If I've not covered everything , heres a link . . . Al.

Aw ra best to yiz both [D][^][<)] Al

I've one from McRae senior (Jimmy) from waaaaaaay back amongst others. But that one is class mate , the personal touch [] I could have gone to Goodwood , as a guy I know couldn't make it , but the cnuts at work wouldn't give me time off - I need a new job and quick [:@] Al.

Seconded . [Y]

I'd a 'kin power-cut , just as I'd settled to watch it .[:@] I was forced to head to the pub . . .as a precaution . Don't spoilt it , I'll catch the repeat , is it Friday its on ? Al.

Sad and sick actually , and not very appropriate for a car forum. Grow up. Post shite like that on a football hooligan site .Where like-minded numbskulls will grunt like you are doing - you idiots.

"What a stramash " [] Al.

Canteen at my work has a 'special' for lunch tomorrow , depending on the outcome. Personally , I'd rather have spagetti than frogs-legs and snails [] Al.

Aye right [] ... and heres me , ahem obviously during the hot spell we had a few days ago [] (bike is Kwak ZX10 , speedo is in MPH by the way ) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7291977969151477728 Al.

I was talking to Gmac earlier and he could be interested . I'm going to try to get Sunday 30th off work . . . so I'll keep you posted [] It would be good to attend the SIDC National day , we could even meet up with other areas on-route , we'll be passing Stirling , Dundee etc on the way after-all. Al.

First-class footage mate [Y] As Martin says , 60 does look very fast on video [] I'm looking forward to next months run already . . . Al.