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A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm not on drugs." The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

Same here m8...just had my tea , toast & ciggy...ready to go back to bed

Morning Ladies & Gentlemen.........How is everyone?

Passed in June 1988 Austin Maestro 1.3 Cavalier 1.6 Granada 2.0 Sierra 2.0i Ghia Granada 2.9i Ghia x Vectra 2.0 Mondeo ST 24 X 2 Scooby plus 3 or 4 2nd Non Descript Cars

Good Morning...Wet and Windy in Bristol

Good Morning....Called into work today.....Head hurts...must b going down with somfing

Morning....Sunny in Bristol but Windy.

3rd Time in my own Austin Maestro...3 months later hit a Beemer in Cornwall and wrote both cars off....I was doing 30 mph at the time.

Morning all

Morning everyone......Sunny here in Bristol ( Problem is I am at work )

Morning all.....Gotta work Sat & Sun as well...So no break for me until next week.

Good Morning all....

Yaawwnn........Morning

Thanks to Duracell for a great day. We went into the Monkey enclosure stopped for 10 secs for piccies and then floored it out. Both a bit "shy" so did not talk to many people but some stunning cars I tried not to embarass myself too much by drooling. Only done 1 thing to mine but looking at the lists on 1 or 2 of the cars I have a long long way to go. By the way some of the mods done I think I need a Dictionary to translate. Many Thanks again to Duracell.

Morning from the sunshine capital of England

Excuse me....What is KONA PWNZ U ?.....

BMW , Volvo , Bus , Coach & Lorry Drivers Old Folk in their retirement mobiles Boy Racers in tiddely cars ( No matter how they dress them up they only have 75 BHP ) Children / Small People on Board signs Porsche drivers who drive slowly ( You know who you are ) My 2 old ST24'S ( Gear Boxes went on each ) Scooby Drivers who do not acknowledge Speed Humps 20 MPH areas - I can't go that slow and when I have the worst people on the road overtake me - CYCLISTS

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