Malc

Saw Plymouth draw 1-1 against Wolves.

Saddam Hussein has been found guilty and sentenced to be shot. His last request was to name his own firing squad. He chose Lampard,Gerrard and Carragher!!!!

A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting next to him. "No",he says "the seat is empty". "This is incredible" says the other man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final and not use it"? "Well, actually the seat belongs to my wife but since booking the tickets she has sadly passed away". "Oh...Im sorry to hear that,thats terrible". "Could you not find a friend or relative to come with you then" asks the man. The man shakes his head and says "No as they are all at my wifes funeral"!!!!!!!!!

If you were on death row what would you request for your last meal? Mine would be a massive plate of egg and chips with a bottle of coke.

Has anyone heard of Vehicle Mileage Check Limited. Sold scooby to a subaru dealer about 1 month ago and i am now getting pestered by this company (by mail) asking for lots of details about me and the car i sold. Postal address is a P O Box number in Stockport. Is it safe to give details or does it sound dodgey? Any help would be great. Malc

I wanted to be a train driver(Like my uncle) or a lorry driver(like my dad). Im a qualified Baker!

Please Note; No Offence To Any Ladies On Here! Age 18-20,a women is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful. Age 21-30,a women is like the UK. Well developed and open to trade. Age 31-35,a women is like India. Very hot and beautiful Age 36-40,a women is like France. Gently ageing, but still a desirable place to visit. Age 41-50, a women is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes,reconstruction now necessary. Age 51-60, a women is like Russia. Very wide, borders un-patrolled and climate keeps people away. Age 61-70, a women is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. Age 70+ a women is like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.

Renault Clio 172 Sport today. Yes another one jumping ship but after owning a scooby for 4 years (uk300 1 year, P1 3 years) we really wanted a change. The clio is blue and a 2003 model has 24k on clock and comes from a dealer. Scoobys have been the best cars we have ever owned and maybe one day we will have another but for now cant wait to collect the clio! By the way i have never met any of you but this is the most friendly forum ive ever been on, from day one ive been made welcome. If its ok i will still make the odd post here and there. Thanks guys and girls!! Malc

A bear, a lion and a bird meet. Bear says; " if i roar in the forest, the entire forest is shaking with fear". Lion says; "if i roar on the plains, every animal there runs for their lives". "Big deal" says bird, "i only have to cough, and the entire planet shits itself". Malc

www.freewebs.com/everestbanners/funny.htm Its come from a non-driving friend in Sweden. Does anyone know what the green sign (3rd row down, 3rd sign in) means? Malc

Nice looking P1 there! Im also the proud owner of a P1, the best car ive ever had. Out of interest where did you get the prodrive mudflaps from? Malc

Valentines day will be 10 years since Bob Paisley passed away. Liverpools greatest ever manager 1974-1983 ? 19 honours and 6 Manager of the year awards speaks for its self. A win against Arsenal on the day, in his memory would be a great tribute!

which sainsburys was this, i may have a drive there to see if i can find them for you

the wife

Does anyone know if there is going to be a 2006 version out?