Barmybadger

Many happy returns Miss chick of the STI variety,Hope he treats you well today Badgers oh yes see you at the weekend

Only you Al

My clock has packed up too but stero is ok ,also bug-eye

Got mine via scoobynet group buy about 110 ,quite easy to fit and well worth the money

If postage too much Al ,someone can take delivery and present it to you at Chatsworth

If its a classic could be the connection plug onto the fuel pump,regular thing with them

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Not mine went to see my mates new baby last night and he asked if id like to wind him ,thought that was a bit harsh so just gave the little bugger a dead leg

Best abusive thread for ages F####in quality

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One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.' Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut And that my friends illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the Members of Parliament.

Phil & Gail Karyn & Dave Budgie & Jackie Dave T revwell & mandy pete & toni Rachel & John Kim (ticket bought and hotel booked ) Jacqui, Ed and Liz David & Chrissy Andrew & Sam (tickets bought & hotel booked up) Badger & Jo(tickets and hotel booked) Smoove Mike all booked up bigfootjim and bigbird pinseeker (ticket & hotel booked up) Kevin & Vicky kevin & sharon

Phil & Gail Karyn & Dave Budgie & Jackie Dave T revwell & mandy pete & toni Rachel & John Kim (ticket bought and hotel booked ) Jacqui, Ed and Liz David & Chrissy Andrew & Sam Badger & Jo

When you get it into bodyshop tell them to spray the whole bumper incl the black bits around the fogs and under the number plate really makes a big difference and looks excellent ,well mine did anyway

SIDC discount or group buy