You hopefully might find this amusing!
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them
at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come
again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." " You foul-mouthed sex
obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. In this country.......we don't speak aloud in public places about
our sex lives........"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
'Mississippi'."
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