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edmondo

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  1. << I know Ed, but as I said I really like doing it all now! Mrs Ed might find that once she comes to a few meets she'll want her own scoob....but if not then she might be a bit more enthusiastic about modding yours? Thats what swayed me, going to the meets....I was like "James, James, James, this is no good, we have to keep up appearances! I'm getting you a flamer kit!" Hehehehehehe >> She has been to a few ( Rally supercar day CC , Tatton Park , Trax 2004 , Longleat ) and the number plate has her SIDC handle on it but she tends to blow hot and cold on the car.
  2. << You see Spally, the man wants for nothing! He has one of them stuck to the passenger side back door!!! I brought him a flamer kit for his bday in August so he'll have one of those soon too! >> Big Bird Blimey mate you really have spoilt him.........Perhaps you can have a word with Mrs Ed and give her a few tips
  3. << so he is a fella that has got all the toys running out of things for you to get him.........Mudflaps The GRAPHICS are easy to get off. Only problem being if they are on the car for a while they will leave marks as the rest of the paintwork would have faded. << So Sorry mate for not using the right lingo >> that's okay fella i know you're fairly new to this game >> Thank you for forgiving me mate for my ignorance..I take you're bored again today.
  4. << << The Rally Stickers mate >> they're not stickers........they are GRAPHICS >> So Sorry mate for not using the right lingo
  5. << Hi Ed, Thanks for your ideas Am not very clued up when it comes to modding the beast! I think he has most of that cos the car he recently brought was pretty good already. Stickers, by that u mean SIDC ones? >> The Rally Stickers mate I have figured if i ask for a lot of stuff i will end up with at least 1 item....but i would like some ideas myself to mod my baby cos between you and me i ain't really got a clue myself
  6. I have asked Mrs Ed for a Dump Valve , Downpipe , 17 inch Alloys , Body Kit , Stickers
  7. << I'd round it up to £25 for them >> Right i'll go to £28 and thats my final offer
  8. They are talking about a congestion charge in all major cities...I drive into Bristol everyday. I come in early to avoid traffic but going home in the evening the traffic is solid from 3 - 7 and if there is a accident on the M4 or M5 then its murder.
  9. << << Is it the weekend yet? >> it is for me my shift finished yesterday and i now have 4 days off >> Lucky s*d
  10. << << should see their ugly mugs once baby is warmed up and i pass them all by...you still get 1 or 2 who will act the goat though >> I know exactly how you feel. I live in boy racer capital (Southend or near enough) and i have a 2 min drive to the main A13 and i've had kids in fiesta tearing past waving and laughing.....oh boy if only they knew >> Same here but as I live just off the Route to Bath / Bristol and M4 its Mercs , Audis etc...All company cars.... but there is a steep hill and Baby is warmed up so foot to floor and these mercs etc are slowing as I wave past......Worst ones are white van men who really take it personally
  11. Funny thing is within 5 mins of leaving home i am on a dual carriageway so I do the same as you about 2 - 2500 rpm and all the tossers wap past......should see their ugly mugs once baby is warmed up and i pass them all by...you still get 1 or 2 who will act the goat though
  12. Cheers mate....Problem is letting it tick over for 10 mins if you ain't sat in it then it might become tempting for some oppotunist scroat to come along and "borrow" the car.....I always leave home early in the morning so chances are this won't happen but i am paranoid about someone pinching it. As for a Turbo Timer how much and where from and is it easy to fit....I need a book the size of War and Peace just to change a Light bulb
  13. << << It wasn't until I read the Handbook properly and thought "Oh Cr*p".....and then started to do everything properly >> same here, but think the majority of the damaged had already been done >> Oh sh*t......
  14. When I first had the car I would let the Turbo kick in when cold and did not let the car idle for a minute at the end of the journey....It wasn't until I read the Handbook properly and thought "Oh Cr*p".....and then started to do everything properly
  15. << << It frightened me 10 years ago when my Sierra engine failed and it cost me £500 for a re-con engine. I bet you were furious....By the way what sort of mileage on your car cos mine is 91000 and i am getting a bit itchy about major things going wrong. Always happen when i am skint. >> A little upset would be an understatement. Mine only had 65,000ish miles on. One reason i brought a uk spec was because i was told they were more reliable!!!!!! >> Oh Bol**cks.....That has made me even more jittery....I Service the car every 7500 miles as stated...I think next service I will get them to give the car a through going over
  16. Thanks mate....I still ain't gotta clue what half the slang is
  17. << << but unlike some partimers i have to work 5 days a week >> i love my job Edmondo, you can say that again. I was so close to scraper her when the engine let go the second time >> It frightened me 10 years ago when my Sierra engine failed and it cost me £500 for a re-con engine. I bet you were furious....By the way what sort of mileage on your car cos mine is 91000 and i am getting a bit itchy about major things going wrong. Always happen when i am skint.
  18. << well sor far this year it has been off the road for about 6 months bottom ends went march time and this time one of the rods came through the top of the block. So at the mo have spent between 5-6k on engine rebuilds >>
  19. I got a Nodding Scooby , Scooby Air Freshener ( Now ran out ) and a 2 foot Scooby stapped in the Back seat. Thats quite embarassing really at my age. Anyway any mod is better than no mod at all isn't it?
  20. Congrats mate......As I said my mum and dad were at 38.......luckily both my older 2 are single so it will be at least 40 b4 that can happen to me......40 seems a bit more reasonable to be a grandparent.
  21. That must of been awesome......What are other people's fav album?
  22. Having a debate with someone over the weekend about music and it was decided that AC/DC's Back in Black album ( 1980 ) and Asia's Alpha album ( same year ) were the 2 best album's ever.....What does everyone think!
  23. The oldies are the goldies! > > > > A woman was depressed at the fact she had not had a date, nor any sex > for > > > quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong, she decided to > > > employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. > > > > > > Her personal physician recommended Dr Chung, a well-known Chinese sex > > > therapist. So she went to see him............. > > > > > > > > > On entering the examination room, Dr Chung took one look at her and said > > > "hokay, take off aw your crows". She quickly disrobed and stood naked > > before > > > him. "Now" said Dr Chung, "get dow on your knees and craw reery reery > fass > > > away from me to other side of room" > > > > > > > > > Having done that Dr Chung said "hokay, turn row and craw reery, reery > fass > > > back to me" > > > > > > > > > Once again, she obliged. Dr Chung slowly shook his head and said " > hokay, > > > your probrem vaywe, vaywe bad, you got Ed Zachary Disease. > > > > > > Worse case I ever see, that why you have no dates, that why you no get > > sex". > > > > > > > > > Confused the woman asked ! "what is Ed Zachary Disease? > > > > > > Dr Chung replied " It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse!" > Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment complaint against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies Its Ed the Midget!
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