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For a 3 year old WRX? Can get a 2.5 WRX out of one of the importers brand new for another grand and a bit.

Unless you get a bounced laser signal from the car ahead you're done. If the laser alert beeps then generally it's just letting you know they've hit you and they already have a reading. If you're speeding you'll not have time to do anything about it. But knowing where they might be, and where the fixed spots are is the real battle.

I was actually down at Peter's for my dinner. That looks class Neil. Colour me tempted.

I'm sure Hypertech in bonnybridge can get them in - 01324 812 212

Have you got a boost gauge fitted? It could be that you've not quite fitted it properly and your leaking a bit-o-boost.

Neil or anyone else listening. Could you 'shop my car into a bit of a yanky police look? Like this: Most recent picture of mine:

Nae probs craig. Getting into the back of the ciggy socket is easy on our cars. Couple of blade connectors and some creative wire routing and you're away. The laser pro park might be a different story though.

Goodyears went on this morning (Thanks Vicki!). Felt ok so far. My car was loaded up with 2 wheels int he back seats so haven't had a chance to give it some real stick with them as yet. But I will soon.

Craig, your WRX has the newer interior as it's an 05 spec car so you'll not want to have it plugged into the cigarette lighter socket all the time as it's very untidy. Luckily for you I know my way round the electrics and it's not a difficult task to hardwire it into the back and reasonably tidily run the cabling.

No probs mate. As I said, still a good price. It takes away the silencing, and with the addition of a cat replacement pipe I'll be laughing.

C'mon chaps. I liked that one. What's the difference between the french army and toast? You can make soliders out of toast.

The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees a record in the window of a charity shop "Wasp noises from around the world". Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. "Certainly," says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turntable. After listening to the first track for a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused. "I don't recognize any of these noises, and I'm the world's foremost authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?" The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track after a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is still confused "No, I still don't recognize any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?" The assistant skips the needle on, and the world's foremost authority on wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head. "It's no good. I just don't recognize any of these wasps" The assistant peers at the label of the record and says... "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side"

I asked for turtle wax. Not to wax a turtle. Is he mapped for 98 ron or regular?

Those are some fine shoes too!

Shhhh Brian! [] Goodyears go on in t-minus whenever I get out of bed and get along to the tyre place tomorrow morning. Just have to decide which 4 of my 8 are best kept for the track.

Forgot I'd taken a picture of mine this morning.

The other version I played ignored 0, 90 and 99 as any two digit number (10-99) will only result in an answer of 9 to 81. 10 - 1 = 9, 99 - 9 - 9 = 81.

Take any two digit number, subtract those two digits from it and you will always get a multiple of 9. For instance: 23 - 2 - 3 = 18, 24 - 2 - 4 = 18, 38 - 3 - 8 = 27 etc. etc. etc. If you look at the board of symbols 9, 18, 27, 36 etc. will be the same symbol, so no matter what two digit number you go for you'll always be chosing the symbol they want you to chose. To confuse matters the "magic symbol" is not the same every time the game is played, the board with symbols and numbers is always different. That help?

higgy, we had a consultant in at work yesterday. He ran a training course I was on a few months back, so he knew I had the scooby. He said a few weeks back he was running another course and a south african guy had a black Impreza that was very quick indeed. Would that have been you?

Well done Cal. Commiserations on the wedding, I mean the not getting out on track. Would never have been as good as Knockhill anyway.

ALK = Anti-lif Kit obviously. Something to do with moving the control arms to a position that adds negative castor and reduces lift under acceleration. Hence the ALK name. ARB = Anti-roll bars. Basically you fit better ones that reduce flex and neutralise the handling even more, or even promote a bit of oversteer if the right settings are used. No PMs here. Sure it's sent?

ALK and uprated ARBs are on my wishlist.

Aye. Cos the H+S 5" Japslash box is a bit too discrete for my liking. []

Operation stilt removal more like! Looks good John.

Will maybe be in touch Gus. Was going to get it fitted on Saturday but might just hold off and try and get the cat removal for next week and get both done. Not complaining because at £60 for a basically brand new miltek centre section it's still a fantastic price and there's no way I'm handing it back in disgust!