A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date
or sex
in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with
her,
so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr Chang, the well-known Chinese
sex
therapist So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said, " OK, preeze take
off
All your crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of loom."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang then said, "OK,
now
craw reery reery fass back to me."
So she did. Dr Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy
bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf
sex
or dates."
Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
"Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse."
Ha Ha Ha
Del.