Oooh, fighting dirty tonight are we?!?
It's alright mate, I understand, honest.
I mean, it's not exactly every day you get told that your mum was an extra in Star Wars - so ugly they didn't have to give her a costume. Or, come to think of it, that she's so dumb that she sold her car to make some money for petrol - don't even get me started on the time she failed to arrange M&Ms in alphabetical order. Like I say, we understand. It can't be easy knowing that you and your mum have so much in common