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Mu'lord, is it not the case that said alarm, belonging to the accused, when triggered, emits a sound so similar to Duncan Norvelle's "Chase Me, Chase Me" that it is in fact true that HE, the campest of camp, is trapped in the Banana's scuttle panel? No doubt lured there by the defendant! Any attempts to steal the Banana would almost certainly result in the perpetrators rolling on the floor, in hysterical fits of laughter at the total gayness of said 'alarm'. Objection overruled.

Pondering our Tesco breakfast gay-off, the cup holder, TWO electric windows and a poofy alarm system makes you unquestionably Mr Half Ar$ed Tried To Be Stripped Out Gaylord 2010. I rest my case.

Cheers Dale, not quite up to your quality but it's good to look back on!

A couple more photos. Panorama of dinner Not sure where Derek's head and arms are and the ghostly waiters are a bit unnerving! Panorama of the scenery behind the cars on the Sunday mid morning halt Pohpin Bahng taking a well deserved overnight rest!

Couple of passenger pics, taken on the move, over Applecross - the rest were way too blury! And Derek's girly handbrake turn attempt caught on still!

Here's a couple of panorama ones when we stopped on Sunday

Once a year for a biggy Dave, keeps it special - it's also a tad expensive for people who may be struggling in the current climate. Going back to the same venue is risky if you ask me, voted to reflect this

Hello Grant. Is that a cup holder in your car?

Edited for accuracy.

I've edited the Applecross section down to a reasonable length and you can find the video Look out for the cyclist giving encouragement, diffs winding up on the hairpins, Ann's gasp at the way I attacked the final hairpin, StrikE's half assed handbrake turn attempt and just at the end that wee arm pointing THE WRONG BLOODY WAY!

Del tricked the sceptical onlookers while Claire inserted the 233rd battery of the weekend

This is the luxury yacht after one blurp of Del's throttle

A great weekend, great roads and some stunning (although barren) scenery. Here's the moment when Grant was adopted by a donkey called Molly(sp?) - it's a wee shame - for the donkey!

Which way are you coming, through Airdrie and Stand or the A80/M80/carpark?

FRIDAY Meeting at Lanark Loch, (Departing 1300 for Perth) > TPS -SCOOB > wrx kenny ill meet you at auchenkilns > StrikE will text you both on the day chaps > badbaz (may meet at Auchenkilns also. This will depend on the amount and direction of any volcanic ash, the strength of the yen against the Australian dollar, if virgo is in uranus and maybe if I'm finished lunch) Joining at McDonalds @ Broxden roundabout, Perth PH2 0PX (Departing 1500 for Inverness) > Bobby C & Mags > BalliSTIc > Midnight21 (with Ms scooby222) biggrin.gif > SATURDAY Departing 0800 from McDonalds Broxden roundabout for Inverness > Grant & Imy > Kevan & Seonaid > Kebab Nemesis & better half > Tam & Brian Maybe someone could guesstimate the Auchenkilns time? About 1340ish?

I've took note, I organised a snack bar for Kames - don't forget to bring money

What's up doc? Not in need of therapy just yet. Children, children, children: a nanny perhaps?

Where was this Neil? You won't be put off road for emissions, it would be a delayed prohibition. Apart from VOSA and Customs who else was checking? Police? It's rare to see cars being pulled in. Mostly vans, light trucks, especially white ones Del, as discussed, I'm very uncertain of my circumstances next Friday so I'll just need to see you lot when I see you. Toot toot!

Thought it wasn't the sump? Cathy?

Is the sump rotten around the plug Cathy? If you do it cold someone could stick their finger in the hole while it's done If it's not rotten some white tape may be enough to cure it. Hope it's not stripped.

No way Colin! This new one - is it a 10?

Been wondering where you'd got to. Hope to see you back out soon!

Perhaps you'd care to rephrase that? Holy f.....

Nice to see you're pleased - I always reckoned it's what the car should have been from standard! As Colin says, leave the bloody button alone and get on with it!!! Del's been done John.

Any good bolts that fit Phil. I'd imagine Subaru would stock them as they'll probably replace them a lot. They won't be too dear for what they are!