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I've never drank in Kincardine. I hear it's interesting. Drank in Alloa once. Never again.

Splitter is the extension to the front bumper Vicki. Generally it should provide enhanced front downforce at speed. Or in my case act as the first thing to cram into a handily placed speedbump in Bathgate recently

Damn, that's not good at all. What was that part of the car resting on? Looks like it might have been on the brake disc which wouldn't be good surely.

Cannae wait! Another victory for the Scottish Parliament. I say that as an average joe and not as an employee of the place too.

The film was Hot Shots: Part Deux. When they're jumping out the plane they shout geronimo, except when an american indian jumps out and shouts ME

Geronimo! Geronimo! MEEEEE! Name that film.

I love the F40. It's theee supercar for me.

And that's why I never set right up behind people at the lights. Never know when they're going to change their mind or even just breakdown. Another REAL hatred is non-signallers. There's a junction on my way to work where so many people don't indicate they're turning left when I'm trying to get out of it to turn right. I could be out easily if they'd just SIGNAL FFS!

Spotted one last year on the A80 near the Castlecairy random bottle neck spot. I'd rather have the enzo.

Lol Baz. Other notorious sun locations - east bound A8 at the shawhead flyover. Fair enough there's a build up of traffic there generally, but on a sunny morning at the right time of year it's stoppedsville. West bound M8 about 1.5 miles short of the Livingston junction late afternoon/early evening during the summer especially. The amount of times I've driven home from Edinburgh and been stopped there for NO reason other than a bit of ruddy sun. WHY I OUGHTTA!

Drive 8 inches from the car in front? Seems to be the way it works on the M8 every morning. What gets me as well as those plonkers who do the lane jumping is those people who sit far too close to the car in front and are constantly on the brakes to avoid cramming into the back of them. The brake lights of course being the cause of phantom traffic jams eventually.

Now that's a wing.

Peter, I owe you £15 for Raffle tickets (even though I didn't win) and I'll stick in another £10 for my no show. Humblest apologies once again. Was stuck in work till 7 writing a proposal.

Espace F1! Great car.

Managed 280 once. That was only on 45 litres too. If I look at all my fillups since september and I've never put more than 50 litres in despite the tank being 60. I rarely push past 45 litres or there abouts because at that point the gauge is looking mighty close to empty.

Can't afford it this month Ricey. Sorry.

If the discs need done I'll go down the godspeed big brake conversion route I think.

Could one of the more technically minded people spare me a moment or two at hillington or at Peter's place tomorrow night to have a wee look at my brakes. I'm certain I'm needing new pads at the front, but I'd also like a keen eye cast over the discs to see if they're still in shape or not.

Pretty sure it's a C class merc with some sort of attempt at a DTM widebody kit that stevie wonder might have penned.

It better be me Peter!

That's the Astra I was thinking of. A friend that works in that industrial estate sent me a picture of it from her mobile one day. There's just NO need. The Tigra does take the biscuit though.

There's an orange Astra Coupe in bellshill with a GT Wing and tribal graphics down the side. I can't find a picture of it, but it was definetely featured on one of the Cruise websites. It's horrific.

There's a video somewhere that shows the aftermath of a crash involving a Truck crashing into an Impreza which was parked behind another truck. The rear truck and the front truck were literally touching each other and the Impreza was somewhere inbetween them. The guy survived somehow and he sold the Prodrive gear knob on ebay as it was literally the only salvagable part of the car.

Wham Bars. The KING of sweets.

Can we send a repair man round to fix that broken record? Good Results G. Mac. Meercat seem to do some good work indeed.