ANDYJDMSTI

Must admit it was brought to my attention by someone with more time on their hands than myself. (if you can believe it!!!!) you know who you are

<< I resign from my position of Glasgow Regional Organiser. I am presenly after a new job and all my time will be dedicated to the search. As for the moderator position I will have to wait and see what happens over the next few days. Thanks for all your support and I'll see you all soon. Regards Dougster >> Yawn Yawn.....................blah blah p.s nice subtle caps in the title - AF ter some yadda yadda yadda

If it is not just some childish April fools thing then..................................Squirrel gets my vote!

Noise noise noise...........................that's what you want!!!!!!! Nuts to talking you can do that when you are a pensioner.

happy birthday now we know why you keep the hair short..................................all that grey in it!!!!! take it easy Victor

There will be an announcement this coming Sunday evening so keep your eyes peeled.

Seeing that you are all sad about msn here are afew classics from the funniest man ever.................enjoy!!! Tommy Cooper was God..... 1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2 . Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." 6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. 7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off". 8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle. 9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hvndreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. 11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it." 12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' "That's like Tom Jones syndrome. ' Is it common? ' "It's not unusual." 13. A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?, Because he's cross-eyed? ""No, because he's really heavy" 14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start." 15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom! 16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster,go for it.' 18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin. 19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round."The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!" 20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' 22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore" 23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night

<< (Voice of the Moderator of the General assembly of the Church of Scotland) "Ohhhh! Your goin straight to hell for that one!!!! Try this!!" Our Father, Whos in Port seton, halloed be thy maps, They torque will come, to crail as it does at Knockhill. Give us this day our daily tweek, and forgive us our debts, as we beg to those we live with, and lead us not into temperature changes, and deliveries from demon tweeks, For thy has the laptop the power lead and the sensors, forever, Amen >> FPMSL class pure class!!!!

<< As title really as Imy wants to natter to Gayle about Wummin stuff about DVD covers and pink cushions. Grant >> Never heard of a phone ffs!!!!!! p.s my msn is tits too

Don't worry about fuelling issues. Let us sort that out, Grant will be doing some recces beforehand as will i when i get back in country. All info will be disseminated once it has been collated properly. All we need you to do is turn up at the correct time on the correct day and have a blast.

bloody hell Jamie!!!! you've transformed abit since i last saw you.............................for the better IMHO!!!

1. ANDYJDMSTI 2. Swiggi 3. TheSquirel + micra_wrc 4. sti-zlv 5. wrx mania 6. madmonk 7. Corsa 8. Grovit 9. Playsatan 10. 2559B 11. rallye 6 12. Weeb 13. Wilky 14. ScoobyAndy 15. gr555 16. CHRISP@53WRBLUE/STI 17. Pedro 18. keap scooby and mrs keap scooby .... and little keap scooby 19. sheep 20. Grant 21. Jambo ( without the kids) 22. SCOOBAY 23. ImprezaPete 24. Cal 25. Higgy 26. Karps 27. WRC No 1 + SCOOBIEMADBURD 28. Krakann 29. Johnny 30. DC turbo 31. kartman 32. Dad 33. jimmymc (22nd) 34 Paddy247 35 sKunk 36.Seevers 37. Gee WR1 38. Miss Scooby 39. Spooks 40. SCOTTIESCOOB 41. Lordharding

nice one!!!! did i hear my W utter the word "barsteward"

1. ANDYJDMSTI 2. Swiggi 3. TheSquirel + micra_wrc 4. sti-zlv 5. wrx mania 6. madmonk 7. Corsa 8. Grovit 9. Playsatan 10. 2559B 11. rallye 6 12. Weeb 13. Wilky 14. ScoobyAndy 15. gr555 16. CHRISP@53WRBLUE/STI 17. Pedro 18. keap scooby and mrs keap scooby .... and little keap scooby 19. sheep 20. Grant 21. Jambo ( without the kids) 22. SCOOBAY 23. ImprezaPete 24. Cal 25. Higgy 26. Karps 27. WRC No 1 + SCOOBIEMADBURD 28. Krakann 29. Johnny 30. DC turbo 31. kartman 32. Dad 33. jimmymc (22nd) 34 Paddy247 35 sKunk 36.Seevers 37. Gee WR1 38. Miss Scooby 39. Spooks 40. SCOTTIESCOOB

Right we have 38 cars already but only 30 votes on the poll whoever has not voted on the poll on the first page then get your a$$ there now and vote for a date please. It is important and no-one else can vote for you. cheers ears

i want to see the bit where Gayle declares her total and unashamed love for New Age STI's!!!

<< Just let me know your address nearer the time and I'll be glad to give you a lift my good man I'll put youon my MSN mate. Matt >> aaawwww................isn't that lovely, young love.................brings a tear to your eye it does!!!!!!

<< del..... get ANDYJDMSTI round... his exhaust would probably vibrate the whole street !! >> *TAAAA DAAAAA ........Cape +mask donned* Did someone call?????

plugs or leads maybe????

<< << MOAN THE WUMMEN!!!!!!!!! >> Aye, too right they do![/] FPMSL......................Class!!!!

<< Hi guys, im quite new to this forum. do you have to be full member of sidc to go on one of these runs? >> not at all...............get your name down and turn up

hello.

<< << More than welcome buddy along with whoever else wants to trek up >> excellent, will see if i can get a mini convoy up from England When do you think the date will be set?? cheers >> spally I touch goats

1. ANDYJDMSTI 2. Swiggi 3. TheSquirel + micra_wrc 4. sti-zlv 5. wrx mania 6. madmonk 7. Corsa 8. Grovit 9. Playsatan 10. 2559B 11. rallye 6 12. Weeb 13. Wilky 14. ScoobyAndy 15. gr555 16. CHRISP@53WRBLUE/STI 17. Pedro 18. keap scooby and mrs keap scooby .... and little keap scooby 19. sheep 20. Grant 21. Jambo ( without the kids) 22. SCOOBAY 23. ImprezaPete 24. Cal 25. Higgy 26. Karps 27. WRC No 1 + SCOOBIEMADBURD 28. Krakann 29. Johnny 30. DC turbo

cheek................but very very true!!!!