Sounds to me like you are having a rough time of it there mate.
As was said before, with the kind of cash you are talking about spending on an ***9, you could have a serious classic on your hands. I went without a scoob before but never lasted more than a few months, I missed the burble far too much.
Before you head for the dark side, have you actually driven an STi blobeye, hawkeye or hatch?