scoobywho Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Hammer the dictators like a 2 quid hooker Link to comment
oj 89 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Gotta be said: "Stop. Hammer Time." Also "I didn't know the Italians liked to get hammered." Or "I always thought Maserati's were rather smashing!" Link to comment
badbaz Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 There's a Fiat in here somewhere! Link to comment
bombsquad Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 After spiking little blind Johnies fruitshoot with roofies, they replaced his favorite "smack the jumping frogs heed" arcade game with his grampas new car. Fire it up lads, he's ready...... 1 Link to comment
jebus82 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 man with large tool abuses car. 1 Link to comment
g1983 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Unlikey Jebus, based on their location lol Link to comment
lewisscoob Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 has the old 206 advert finally been released in Asia? 1 Link to comment
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Auditionists in the North Korean X Factor took a dim view when a quadroporte fell out a passing C130 Link to comment
mctwistuk Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Don't worry mr, after a few wee taps here and there not only will it go as fast as a Subaru but it will look as good as a Subaru to lol Link to comment
StrikE Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 This used to be a hatch & I battered it good looking 1 Link to comment
colin_ross Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Chris types "men with long tools get stuck into fat Italian" into google and leaves disappointed. Link to comment
gbsti Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Aww crap!! My bad mate this is YOUR car!! Sorry ! Hope you have good insurance!! Flee the scene Link to comment
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Playstation and philma tried hard to get some patter but failed so took to bashing their tools together Philma, I've heard you couldn't drive a six inch nail into a pan loaf. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Playstation and philma tried hard to get some patter but failed so took to bashing their tools together Philma, I've heard you couldn't drive a six inch nail into a pan loaf. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Playstation and philma tried hard to get some patter but failed so took to bashing their tools together Philma, I've heard you couldn't drive a six inch nail into a pan loaf. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Good plan. Whilst doing that you could kick your legs over your head and smoke your own rod. Just a thought Link to comment
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Phil it has come to my attention that you are responsible for the collapse and demise of our beloved club through inability, inefficiency, inadequacy and a policy of electing your sidekicks to maintain authority. You keep banging on about the AMG and ill keep thinking of ways to abuse you sexually and publicly ;-) Link to comment
scoobywho Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Phil is in our team chris lol, need to get some copper screws to kill a stump Link to comment
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I'm thinking of the other one lol. Ok Phil fair play. Given you are clearly a lover of my AMG I shall let you win For now Link to comment
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Oh dear, Colin's been drinking again Spunk Link to comment
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 You've ruined ....RUINED this place lol RUINED !!!! Hahahahaa Link to comment
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Hahahahahahahaha That's the boy I was mistaking you for !!! Link to comment
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