man-with-men Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Good evening It has come to my attention that there is a 6.3litre AMG mercedes prowling around these parts with a very fruity 520bhp and 480lbft of the good stuff. PLease move along or actually to the side if you see him, as i am afraid you stand no chance. ALl the best Although this is probably the view you wll have Good bye Link to comment
scoobywho Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Welcome back gumball hahaha Link to comment
mctwistuk Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Very nice looking car. Welcome back ? Link to comment
scoobywho Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Or when the tyres pop from balding in 33 miles 1 Link to comment
bombsquad Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Tiz lovely Wheels will be an absolute pain to clean though haha. Link to comment
paul555sti Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Just seen a white amg 63 in Falkirk. Nice looking car Chris. Link to comment
scoobywho Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 He bought it from the local pimp Link to comment
man-with-men Posted June 28, 2013 Author Share Posted June 28, 2013 The bends????? You couldn't go fast enough round 4 to make up the ground ;-) Evil laugh Link to comment
lewisscoob Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Enjoying the flat cap, pipe a slippers that come with? 1 Link to comment
colin_ross Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 with a very fruity 520bhp and 480lbft of the good stuff. Pfft . Link to comment
scooby222 Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 very nice - now remember and use that shiny thing in the middle of the windscreen before you pull out because as nippy as it is us 2 wheelers will still be wanting past 1 Link to comment
scoobywho Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 A scooby sport would leave that off the line anyway 1 Link to comment
fai17 Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 You have no chance off the line!! But I'll hand you it on the straight stuff. 1 Link to comment
monsterenergy Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 (edited) Pretty average 0-60 and pish in the wet Edited June 29, 2013 by monsterenergy 2 Link to comment
scoobywho Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 You have no chance off the line!! But I'll hand you it on the straight stuff. Not even there peter all that power but 155 mph limiter kicks in where as a 6 speed de limited hawk will go off the clock 1 Link to comment
man-with-men Posted June 29, 2013 Author Share Posted June 29, 2013 Don't be jealous now. Scooby sport? Off the line? Pipe and slippers? Hand it to me onthe straight? Average 0-60? Who said it was limited? Even in an RB320 you couldn't keep up due to inferior skills. Let's not talk about needing someone else to drive it for me ;-) If you weren't bothered about BHP and torque, you wouldn't be modding ! Lol. Enjoy smoking each others custard cannons and having neds race you at the lights Link to comment
lister100 Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 What about the snow? Any good in that? Link to comment
man-with-men Posted June 29, 2013 Author Share Posted June 29, 2013 Yes Phil Mc Satchel, correct Snow? Absolutely shite but as we don't really get snow that often..... How's your scooby for looks? A bit like a Japanese spaceships toilet? Link to comment
colin_ross Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 It's a nice car for an oap Chris and I'm sure it makes a great noise (especially with your hearing aid turned right up). It might even get you a better class of glamorous granny than you're used to. Just to remind you though, if you find yourself lined up against a 14 year old four pot I'll smoke you like those rods you're so fond of. Your good lady (or man) will be sloshing at the clopper at the sight of a properly fast car and you'll be back on plenty of fish explaining how 6.3 litres makes up for 3.6 inches. Sell up now and buy a hetromobile before you forget your safe word and you're ruined for all other men. Oh, good to see you come up for air mate. Link to comment
man-with-men Posted June 29, 2013 Author Share Posted June 29, 2013 Well done Colin, excellent post. Considering your age exceeds mine I'm slightly confused regarding the "hearing aid" comments. Perhaps you've got schlong paste clogging up your ears from all those steamy nights in bennets? If you pride yourself on having four pots then that's a concern that no volume of posting on plenty of fish can overcome. I'm also worried you know I used that site! We're you in your potting shed stroking your wallopers inbetween changing your pad, perusing my profile? Oh dear. You know better than most that my 3.6 inches pleasures you mightily and so do I. Keep in touch with yourself well into the long hot summer nights and keep chapping doors at Halloween. Well done on being the leading light in terms of literacy, but take yersterday off. Link to comment
thebigfelly Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 (edited) If going for speed and fun the i Think id rather go for that ariel atom from knockhill last week that left everything standing still and save some cash. Or if feeling a little more flush the ariel atom 500 V8 which has about 910bhp/ton and only weighs 550kg. 0-60 in about 2seconds still the mercs a nice lookin motor. Edited June 30, 2013 by thebigfelly Link to comment
lister100 Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Yes Phil Mc Satchel, correct Snow? Absolutely shite but as we don't really get snow that often..... How's your scooby for looks? A bit like a Japanese spaceships toilet? Nice one fella! Beam me up Scotty : 1 Link to comment
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