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well nae bother as mines aw ready has its rear end done in and regularly goes off road for a good thrashing coz its replaceable

speed bump in yer retail pk in fawkirk dnt exsist dont slow me why coz wither a drive fast slow carefull or harsh things go wrong or folk prang it but yes my prob would be the sod he got to look after it but well **** happens just lite a spliff sit back and grin n bear it coz its no nice to **** it n wear it

after all mines only cost less than 200 quid like a said its a car

think on that last word

what planet are you on mate, do us all a favour and do one t**t :(

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well nae bother as mines aw ready has its rear end done in and regularly goes off road for a good thrashing coz its replaceable

speed bump in yer retail pk in fawkirk dnt exsist dont slow me why coz wither a drive fast slow carefull or harsh things go wrong or folk prang it but yes my prob would be the sod he got to look after it but well **** happens just lite a spliff sit back and grin n bear it coz its no nice to **** it n wear it

after all mines only cost less than 200 quid like a said its a car

think on that last word

That...... thats just a noise

Sorry to hear about your car burgy 51.

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Yes mate they said they were gone to pay for it when i started to lose the plot, who wouldnae when you see the size of me ready to start rattlling people in my digs!!

That is poo.

Getting your car back like that must have been a severe boot to the baws.

As for finding out which one of the 3 is responsible, give them all an ickle slap just for being a*** bandits about the whole thing

Just after being mapped as well, double scunner

Will keep an eye out in the Evening Times for a story about "Man found dead with Hawkeye rammed up his a*** in the North side of Glasgow

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John, sorry to see the damage to your car.

Hope you get it sorted quickly and with little hassle.

I'm pretty sure you would have got some happy and reliable volunteers on here if you were looking for a car sitter.

as for camcq, I find it really really difficult to understand your reply so I've translated it into english and added some punctuation for you.

Please use normal english, it helps us read what you write and perhaps know what you are on about.... before you get a slating from the regulars.

well nae bother as mines aw ready has its rear end done in and regularly goes off road for a good thrashing coz its replaceable

my car has already had its rear end done in as I regularly go off the road after I give my car a good thrashing, as I think my car is replaceable.

... speed bump in yer retail pk in fawkirk dnt exsist dont slow me ...

the speed bumps in the Falkirk retail park do not slow me down, they might as well not exist

...why coz wither a drive fast slow carefull or harsh things go wrong or folk prang it but yes my prob would be the sod he got to look after it but well **** happens ...

[its difficult to interpret the first bit but this is what i think the rest says]

blah blah blah

yes things can go wrong, people can crash your car when you give it to them to look after it but its my problem, as sh!t happens

... after all mines only cost less than 200 quid like a said its a car

think on that last word

its only a car, mine costs less than £200.

why get upset?

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The thing is chaps when i arrived back to Southampton on sunday night my car was spotless, they had washed the car for me, so then i said something was wrong , as it was about 11pm i never checked it till the next day, the three ove them didna crack a light about it, two ove them never went to work on the Monday, i noticed the damage when i got to the work carpark, i was raging if they were there i would ove punched the living day lights out ove them, so thats when the penny dropped they took the day off so i had time to calm down.

If i never noticed it at the time i would of thought some idiot would have hit me in the works car park and they would of been scot free, thats way i kicked off in the digs with them they should have been honest with me!

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basically shame on the guy whos car got bumped somehow and bad news on the job front my issue aint wi him or his probs its the way you all cleek the gither an make threats or instigate threats. of what yous would do etc god all mighty wither i paid £1 or £1,000,000 its a bloody car and as for yous shoutin about k/hill iam there everytime theres sumthing on but realy it would be yous comming to me as i stay in salin nxt to k/hill maybe iam fortunate enough to have a pick of what to drive from my mk1 escort RS2000 right thru to my porsche gt2 and everyone gets respect but also driven as they should

Look mate im not wanting people to feel sorry about losing my job im a fully Q Scaffolder i will get a job tomorrow if i want, Its to let my mates on this site know what happend and to learn by my mistakes!

Thanks to the rest ove yous for ure comments!

Roll on the Monthly metting runs again that im back home!

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maybe iam fortunate enough to have a pick of what to drive from my mk1 escort RS2000 right thru to my porsche gt2 and everyone gets respect but also driven as they should

:) Ahhhhhh... so a liar as well.......

Think you have the wrong forum mate... we weren't talking about Gran Turismo...

(Burgy sorry about your car mate.. ) :thumbup:

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camq,

What car do you drive at Knockhill? genuinely interested as I am also at every event up there and will have pics of it on track.

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Im sure i recegnize that guy, was there not film about him ? ................

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Did you take the good car to knockhill the last time ? ...........................

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Some pre race prepartions ....................

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just popped on to catch up with the gossip!.......firstly, sorry to here about your car Burgy,secondly,.........oh fek it i cant be bothered.

p.s. i always thought it was Nazi's that ran this forum not communists :thumbup:

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just popped on to catch up with the gossip!.......firstly, sorry to here about your car Burgy,secondly,.........oh fek it i cant be bothered.

p.s. i always thought it was Nazi's that ran this forum not communists :D

So much for political correctness :thumbup:

Folks don't know their communists from their facists!

The mods on here are really namby pamby liberals I suppose but they are lovely with it. :)

Anyway sorry to hear about your motor burgy. Some things we all have to learn the hard way.

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You called me a liberal. I feel so dirty.

Now far be it from me to put weegie and soap in the same sentence but........OH bother I just did! :thumbup:

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Now far be it from me to put weegie and soap in the same sentence but........OH bother I just did! :)

...now theres political correctness for you!!!!!!!!!!....i'm away for a guid wash! :thumbup:

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sorry to hear your woes john,a leason learned.

on a lighter note if the experience has put you off owning the car any longer

i could offer you a straight swap for a spec c-2 careful owners,low miles etc

ok maybe not,hope you get it sorted soon mate

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Shut up you pleb

did you actually read what happened the guy was kind enough to help a supposed mate out while he was away and he took the piss and fuk`d his car its well out of order, can i have a go of yours for hillclimbing if your not bothered you can always sell it after doune.

I could always take it up Doune after all I dont have a track record of hitting things there :thumbup: Or if your really brave let John take it up :)

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