Funny Comments From Other People About Your Car?

[Guest]

I got stopped from the police in my VR6 golf a couple of years

Police officer "why is your car so noisy son"

me "cos it's a 2.8V6??"

Police officer"don't be stupid son it's a golf do u think i came down in the last shower"

i tried to argue by showing them the engine but he just said look why would they put a 2.8 in a golf?

strangly i laughed like a mad thing till he gave me an ASBO warning C$%K

[st3ph3n]

Mine wasn't so much about the car, but of me. A police motorbiker pulled me over and asked "How fast were you going wee man?". I've not been called wee man since I was about 4. I'd have been a clear half foot taller than the policeman had I got out of the car.

[the squiggle]

Comments directed at mine usually start with

What is it?

then followed by

Really

[RS Grant]

I got a single finger salute from a woman in a parked Seat Ibiza when I was out having the car mapped by Andy F and 'accidentally' let out a few pops and bangs... that was amusing.

Cheers,

Grant

[colzo]

Mine wasn't so much about the car, but of me. A police motorbiker pulled me over and asked "How fast were you going wee man?". I've not been called wee man since I was about 4. I'd have been a clear half foot taller than the policeman had I got out of the car.

Wee man!!!!

[colzo]

Again not so much about the car. When waiting to exit a junction last summer with the window down, 2 wee boys shouted ' Wow a Subaru, nice car...... baldy!' Now anyone who knows me will understand, I didn`t know whither to laugh or cry! From a sense of satisfaction to sheer humiliation in 5 seconds.

[micra_wrc]

"never seen a girl drive a scooooby before"

or

from the uneducated "why are you driving such a chav car"

or

"thats a big car - can you reach the pedals/see over the scoop"

lol at 'wee man'

[colin_ross]

One day I had my car in at work and I happened to be leaving at the same time as a femal co worker. I jumped in the car and started it up and was faffing about changing the cd or something. Now my car is a bit loud but I wasn't expecting her to come and chap the window to comment on it.

What did she say to me?

"Just how small is your c0ck?"

[craig79]

Best mates faither upon first viewing, "nice car there craig, what

is it a wrx / sti ?"

Me, "wrx !!"

Him "Wit, ye couldnae afford the sti then ?"

Promptly answered with "p.iss off you lol !!!"

Craig.

[craig79]

One day I had my car in at work and I happened to be leaving at the same time as a femal co worker. I jumped in the car and started it up and was faffing about changing the cd or something. Now my car is a bit loud but I wasn't expecting her to come and chap the window to comment on it.

What did she say to me?

"Just how small is your c0ck?"

Burst oot laughing there mate - didnae see it coming, quality

[StrikE]

Wow a Subaru, nice car...... baldy!'

LOL liked that one..... thank goodness i still have some hair

[wilky]

Went to the football with a mate and we left his dog in the backs seat, was a silver Sti 1.

As we walked away from the car a wee boy said "Mr Ill watch yer motor for a pound"

I said"Its okay wee man thats what the dogs for!" ( Was an Algetye)

As I turned to walk to the football the wee boy said "Hey mister, can yer dog put out fires?"

I gave him a pound.

[oxbig1]

think my best 1 was when gettin new tyres fitted. for the past 5 year av always had mk3 astras and when i cn my mated dad there he asked

" so what bank did u rob then to have a car like that "

or just at the weekend then i was fillin the window washer tank, some random lad came walkin past

"nice Very nice"

then just walked off

[ryancat 85]

Going through the MacDonalds drive thro

wee man at the window "nice car mate"

me "sell you it "

him "seriously ? how much ? i'm looking for a car...... just past my test last week"

[UK300_loon]

while giving a lift to a couple of mates,

From Scotty in the back seat sounding a liitle concerned (bit p*ssed and knows nothing about cars) "Is it meant to make this noise?" (referring to the rumble of the straight through system)

Me, "Aye, aye dinnae worry its a Scoob and I've got a loud exhaust)

Scotty, "Its just that..........its quite fine actually its ticklin' ma baws!"

[iain_ogston]

I get this all the time in the scoob and MR2 which both have turbo timers...

park in Tesco/Asda, walk away from car.

Concerned citizen shouts:

"Excuse me, Excuse me, you've left your car running!" OR

"Excuse me, Excuse me, you've left your lights on!"

If I had a pound for every time.......

[pmacFTO]

I had some wee lads come up (bout 10 yrs old maybe) and say "Cool car mister, looks like Fast and Furious" (this was when my FTO had CF Bonnet and Huge rear wing etc) and I said "Thanks" - then they said "Are you no too old tae drive that"

Cheeky feckers! I retorted "Naw, I am old enough to be able to insure one!"

lol

btw this was back when FTO's were rare in the UK Altho I am still paying less for a 300bhp Turbo Scooby than I was for my 2.0 NA FTO( a few months ago)! Go figure....

Edited January 30, 2008 by pmacFTO

[Big Gordon]

Used to own a Trans am the same as the one in Smokey and the Bandit, the old guy in work would keep asking

"have you still got that Dukes of Hazzard motor?......"

Bearing in mind my car was black!!!!!

Used to just say yeah, couldn't be bothered explaining

[C_WRX]

Was fillin my mothers car up with petrol (1.2 Clio), and at the garage was a young lad (18ish) in a modded corsa. As we both stood at the pumps I noted to him that his car was looking good (some credit due as it was properly done and not the ram raided halfords with the sticky tape on look) and looks like he'd spent a lot of time etc on it. He said "aye, a've spent loads on it....bla bla...and it'd beat yours no problem mister!" I gave a short quiet laugh and said, "I'm a little old to be racing on roads, but I'm quite sure you wouldn't beat mine". He scoffed, "it's only a 1.2 Clio mister". Me - "Nope, this isn't mine, mine is 200metres up the road there and just round the corner, the black WRX, you might have just passed (I smiles )". Aye, I dud see that wan, eh, nice car, eh, aye". At which point the head goes down and he toddles off to pay for his fuel ! Bless im

[ScoobySounds]

a co worker the other day reeled me in..

"is that yours?.. whats that thing at the back there, the, um..."

"spoiler?"

"yeah, it does a bit."

[ScoobySounds]

Went to the football with a mate and we left his dog in the backs seat, was a silver Sti 1.

As we walked away from the car a wee boy said "Mr Ill watch yer motor for a pound"

I said"Its okay wee man thats what the dogs for!" ( Was an Algetye)

As I turned to walk to the football the wee boy said "Hey mister, can yer dog put out fires?"

I gave him a pound.

lol

[scouk]

One day I had my car in at work and I happened to be leaving at the same time as a femal co worker. I jumped in the car and started it up and was faffing about changing the cd or something. Now my car is a bit loud but I wasn't expecting her to come and chap the window to comment on it.

What did she say to me?

"Just how small is your c0ck?"

Ouch!! that's sore!!

I get this all the time in the scoob and MR2 which both have turbo timers...

park in Tesco/Asda, walk away from car.

Concerned citizen shouts:

"Excuse me, Excuse me, you've left your car running!" OR

"Excuse me, Excuse me, you've left your lights on!"

If I had a pound for every time.......

I like this one!

My brother used to have black BugWRX with remote start... Great walking through the car park spotting kids standing close to the car drooling.. When you trigger the remote start! Priceless watching their reaction! Most, damn near sh*t themselves..!

Fortunately I don't think I've had any silly comments... Young kids usually just "Cool Car" or "Is that a rally car?".. Older people (we'll older than myself) also seem to like it which is a bit odd get the odd person coming up to me in a car park commenting on it..

Ok, maybe there was that one guy behidn teh counter at halfords "So how fast have you had it" *sigh* Same person proceeded to say "impreza's aren't really as fast as people make out... " I simply replied... "Fast enough..." (Which was before it got tweaked )

[ally-b]

I was showing my first scoob to a mate who had a tricked-out mondeo 2.5 v6 .

He'd a wee look and sarcasticly said "Is that it ?"

"Have a look at the front" I said.

He went round , looked long and hard and said , puzzled , "Whats special about the front ?"

"Nothing" I replied "- its just the only time you're likely to see the front !"

Al.

[boris b]

I was showing my first scoob to a mate who had a tricked-out mondeo 2.5 v6 .

He'd a wee look and sarcasticly said "Is that it ?"

"Have a look at the front" I said.

He went round , looked long and hard and said , puzzled , "Whats special about the front ?"

"Nothing" I replied "- its just the only time you're likely to see the front !"

Al.

Superb.. Made me laugh out loud there....

I just got " Are you having a midlife crisis Boris" when i got mine....

[cullenmin]

After a spirited drive in my scoob, I drove into Buckie and drove through the square only to give out a very loud backfire

My wee bro was sitting in the square in his car with his mates and said to me the next day how loud it actually was...there was a lot of F's and hell's and mental's in his sentence with his jaw on the floor and eyes wide open