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G , you've been too long at sea , your vessel is def listing to port (left) , not right (wrong)

My Dad , ...who used to race (hill-climb)T-series MGs , A-7s etc , always said ... ... if you want to go faster - get better brakes !!! and... weight is a handicap ... if she wants YOU to drive faster , tell her to get oot In other words ... Power/weight and torque make the most difference , in the real world speed limits apply so , acceleration and "oomph" count more than flat-oot welly , 'speshly in the bendy-bits . (Scotland) I hope that nonsense helps PS : Just noticed ...I'm just repeating what Robbo said

Nice ass Peter U not sorted the "Peg-leg" G ?

How did I know you'd pull the 'ol "I was bobbing about the sea for 3 weeks excuse" Kiddin' I'll keep U informed mate

Fux-ache G-mac , pay attention or you'll be sent to the back of the class SAS (search-afore-shouting) rules apply here . Peters new wheels are old news now catch-yer-sel-on-man. . BTW , my jalopy won't be ready for 29th , thanx for the offer of a lift to collect it , but , "nice-lady" called today . . . . "just to update me ". . . "all parts are there and painted, but we're waiting for radiator" . . . . the bitch C U mate , Al. Ps : Only Kiddin' Peter yer wheels are cool , nearly as nice as mine

Oh-my-God Ruby-the-Scooby ... 'un-censored' . . . mind-boggling Please reconsider Dougster Al.

I saw a stretched Hummer in Renfrew last night , I kid U not , it would never have got round the mini-roundabout near ma-hoose ... if it did the neds wid've stripped the CD , alloys and mini-bar out of it Al.

. . . . fishey even ?

David McN has been trying to tempt me into some winter sport - ditch the flies for 4oz of lead After the festivities ,I'm looking to a few days away ,here and there, if you are up 4 it , I'll keep U informed ?

Looking good Peter , My car is in hospital till 29th fallowing () a wee encounter with our native wild-life in Argyll . . . oh-deer I'll have to see you soon re; fishing mate Al.

Do you need a business account to use Costco ? Where is Glasgow one ? Al

They should have prepared them overnight in the freezer Al.

Oh deer Its no funny , I think it is deer in-the-huff , commiting sideyways , cos Santa never picked them for the first-team for the big event on the 24/25th Al.

Bambi smashed mine on Saturday evening too , they would have been handy . 'Kin suicide deer .

I agree , Al, Sorry I only read the heading Ps:- Sorry Callum , I forgot to ask at the meet mate , did you sell the headlights ?

I was 15 . My mate 'Jammy' Robertson , aquired a Honda C90 stepthru , I ,sat on it, marvelled for a moment , and gave it a rev .......automatic-clutch propelled me at a vast rate of knots into the garage-door which folded IN 2hrs of sweaty spanner-work had it (kinda)sorted before his Da got home from work Al.

PSssssssttttt !!!! Wanna buy a lekky dumpvalve . . . . go-on luv . . . only ever used for scaring an ol'lady going to church on Sundays . . . motorway miles only Nice to see you in Weegieville Shaz

I've checked It is deffo TUESDAY STEPPS 8PM . Al.

Thanks Ed , I'll see you there mate . Thanks Wullie , Callum and Billy . I hope you all have a good day on Sunday , I'll look forward to the reports that night see yous at the meet next week

Sorry for (very) late reply , my mate phoned having broke down in his fiesta , had to run out with jumpleads and rescue him . . . auto so we couldn't even bump it Anyway thanks for the response guys , who would be able to meet me at 'The Hillington' at 8pm on Saturday ? I don't have a lot , I can't make Santa Cruise , but I still want to 'do my bit' Billyboy has my moby number , but I don't think I can get a signal where I'm going (darkest Argyll) so could you reply here now and I'll reply after midnight (going for a pint now - I'm stressed-oot) , or before 10am Thanks again ,

Can anyone meet me on Saturday evening to collect pressies I have for Santa-cruise ? Due to unforseen circumstances I have to go for an over-night stay tomorrow morning(Friday) back Saturday about 6pm . I have got a few things for the kids which I'd like to donate as I can't make it on Sunday due to my work , but I'm left with no time now . Hillington would be ideal but I'll drive anywhere Paisley/Glasgow area to meet-up . Could anyone who can help please post here or PM me this evening as I won't have internet access from 10am tomorrow till 6pm Saturday . Thanks in advance , Al.

Sharon , this is just what Ruby needs , once you blag a bonnet of course PSSSsssttt lol , Al.

Hi Callum , I could be interested in these headlights if they'll fit my '00 (?) , and if they are still for-sale of course ! What colour are they unpainted I don't want to sound like a plonker . . . but 'any pics mate ?' I'll be at meet next week if you are going / still have them / don't mind bringing them with you ? Cheers , Al.

Good stuff Billy . I'm glad you are staying at the helm , you do a good job . Maybe (as mentioned at a recent meet ) having people taking on positions Eg; P.R. , fundraising/charity , runs , shows/events would share the load and take some pressure off what is a hard job. I think some folk forget sometimes that we all have full time jobs to do , and this is our hobby/pastime which we voluntarly try to squeeze into our precious free-time . Anyway , heres to a successful 2006 See you all at the next meet , Al.

Does this make me blonde too ? Al.