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OK , heres one at my house before I fitted the big scoop And heres one of it boggin at Glenshee Al.

lol ye only get the full boona if it is pickled in the bottle - like Damian Hirsts coo Al

Chris , That is a great montage , the Scottish Arse Council would give you £500000 grant for that work of art . "Chilling symbolism , hard-hitting reality , underage , booze fuelled , knife-culture ,high-rise angst being expressed " and other such pish A pickled rat in a Bru bottle (glass) is the route you want to follow if you want the full £1000000 Art :- with a capital F. Al,

With 'Tracker' make , just phone them to activate and register. Phone 01895455774 Tracker HTH, Al.

Sorry Ed ! must've been a slip'o the moose stoopit moose Al. (rule 197 : never-ever admit operator-error)

1. Billyboy and Ally 2. G.T. 3. Des 4. Ally-b . I'll be there c/w scoob - its back at last I think G.mac should be home for this one too . Al

Aye and white dog-sheight ! what happened to that ? you just had to give one a gentle tap with your 'Stuart brouges' ,'docs' or 'wegians' and they turned to powder And, if I've no put you off yer supper yet . . . . . pink school-dinner custard ... mind you'd fight for the skin ?... we were clatty pigs Nostalgia ain't what it used to be Al.

They didn't let it tick-over for a minute to let the turbo cool-down before turning ignition off Didn't they read the handbook ? Al

once you've applied it in a hot-bath and stood in the hot-press for 8 hrs that is .... Al

Anyone know about painting / coating / waterproofing / sealing the wrap stuff ? Al

Sorry change of plan , due to a mix-up , I'll not be there now

Dan. LOL would a coating of marmalade waterproof it then ? Andy. That sounds like a good tip , thanks . Vicki. My car is still sporting 'the David Bowie look' with different 'eyes' . the shop has promised to get the correct one .Stuboo got me the part number , so they have no excuses now And I'm still off the fags Al

I should be there tonight too . First time at a central meet - so be gentle And nae laughing at my odd foglamps Al.

No replys to my questions on 'Strictly technical' section , so I thought I'd ask the Scottish-scooby-boffins clicky Al.

'Sheesh' ! He's no 'donnering' aboot What is their home-delivery number ? Yer kebab would arrive before you put the phone down Al.

Do you really-really need those fog-lamps Vicki ?, go-on ..just one would do me Just kidding She ..(do girls still have female cars ?) is looking class Just like mine but sassy silver Del's got a point though . . . wheres the pail ? Al

Do they do geometry setting too ? Any ballpark prices for 1/rear droplinks , 2/uprated ARB , 3/ALK 4/ geometry tweaking ??? Al.

What would be the best Whiteline products to go for to improve the handling on my '00 while the free fitting deal is going ? Labour is usually the dearest part of mods , so this can only be good any info / advice (inc prices) appreciated , Ta. Al

I've just had that prt no confirmed by an Ebayer I PMd who was selling one . So thanks again . Al.

I've been venting my new-found non-smoker "crabbit-ness" on the repairshop that had my car . So don't you worry V , the old cheery Ally will be back soon ... (soon as they clowns sort my car ) If ever I was going to regress then it would have been in the last few weeks ... and I didn't ... Al.

Off them for 3 1/2 months now . I regularly want to have one , but I'd only be cheating myself . I feel no different since I've stopped ... no fitter , healthier or anything .... I've just seen too many friends and family go slowly and painfully due to smoking to want to go like that when I get older . Al Ps , I'm now £35/£40 a week better-off , which can only be good

Stuboo, Thanks mate That is just what I'm after I'll hit them with that info tomorrow morning . Thats one I owe you , thanks again . Al.

The bodyshop who the insurance co sent it to , fitted one patterned one and are saying that it is correct for my car . I have explained is a load of pish as '00 should have crystal foglamps -NOT patterned glass and DEFINATELY NOT one of each . I have been asked to take my car back to them so that they can look for a part number on my crystal one which survived the crash, but I'm getting sick of messing about with them for the last month and just want to say to them "get me a foglamp , part number blah-blah , and get it fitted "- job done. Al.

Hi all , As you may know . My '00 Impreza turbo is currently being repaired following an incident with a deer in Argyll . The garage are having bother ordering the passenger side crystal fog lamp from subaru , do you know the part-number of the crystal fog lamps ? Much appreciated if you can help . Al

I'll be working unfortunately , but have a good-un Billy . It's mine the next day . . . 41 Al.