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1- Audi 100 5s Bought at auction (1987) 2- Nissan Cherry 3 door 1.3l White with blue flashes and halfords wheel covers. The dogs danglies!! 3- Volvo 340DL. Bounced it off a farmers wall near penicuik. 4- Opel Manta 1.8 berlinetta coupe in slut red 5- Opel manta 2.0 exclusive couple in Black. My favourite car of all time. Twin headlamps and massive spoiler on 15" rims..mmmm 6- Cavalier 1.6l in grey. (Insurance driven change from manta) 7- Mondeo 1.8 5 door in Caymen blue 8- Mondeo 2.0l Si 5 door in Silver 9- Mazda MX-6 in red with 17" five spokes, Koni adjustables. Very nice car especially the 2.5l engine. 10- UK98 Classic in Green with 17" Supert's in gold with leather. Waited nearly 8 months on delivery. 4wd turbo obsession begins 11- Evo6 GSR in white. A car I sorely missed when it was gone. (340bhp/ 300lbs-ft).Home improvements/ repairs forced the sale. 12- Audi A4 1.9tdi Quattro in Met black, sportpack, leather,bose, etc.... I got that car 10 years too early Sold after 14months 13- UK Sti8.....Really wanted an evo but Mitsu gave me a crap trade-in with the Audi. The Sti lasted 7 months. Lost a small fortune when selling. 14- Evo 7 in black, current chariot and on a quest for bhp...currently over 330. Wifes cars in that time.. - Mini Metro - Fiesta 1.1l - Renault Clio 1.2 Versialle - 1.8l mondeo - 2.0l mondeo - Renault Scenic Dci (Team Bus) Bloody 'ell. When you add up how much I've spent on these....Cars are a big waste of money.....but who cares. If I start thinking about it, I'll convince myself to sell the Evo and get another diesel :eek:

And now some tw@t is selling them on e-bay Bollocks..almost!!

<< Out walking the dog!!! You must have been in a scenic disguise Brian >> Definetly mate. I breezed past as you munched down that packet o'crisps!! I was looking at the puppies when I noticed you

"Hey little girl, wanna see my puppy???" Suits you mate, but where were you spotted, as you did not see me?

No problem Chris. I'll drop by next week sometime for a blether. ...John

Are you booked for the trackday? Who are you and what you driving?? 1. Evojkp Black Evo7

Oh well. I was going to go up and spectate, as the wet weather and reverse direction, would have been interesting viewing.

Forgot to mention that it's good to hear he made it the last hundred yards to his house from the taxi. I was getting worried that he didn't make it.

On numerous occasions mate I'm still waiting on one of the wife pals mentioning to her that she saw me that nite

Prague and Dublin. Only if Stevie is doped with valium, pink handcuffed and ball-gagged Or was that another conversation.

No, I've not heard a peep.

<< evo I'll try not to block the track this time. Sorry about that the last time by the way >> No worries mate. I'll just tap you for the bill to clean the cack from my seat

Another pic. You'll also notice how I never get caught on film!!! Years of experience!

<< Ha ha - ive got that picture, plus a video clip. I'll work out how to post it up. PMSL at Stevie terrifying his "bro" on the wagon on victoria street. The poor guy probably thought he was gettin car jacked. Oh and the entire carraige was in uproar when he threw his phone away, and hit that poor woman on the napper !!!! Surprised you boys got into the dreadnought ! Keith >> Haa haa haa, I forgot all about that!!! Wonder how that happened ?? The boy in the wagon nearly cacked himself when Stevie gave it the yankee wooo,wooo, wooo motions. Although I think once he realised that it was a fellow estate car driver, his night was made up. Also remember someones bobi getting pushed up to a takeaway window. AND the punter in the first takeaway shop on the puggy..'Ye'll no mug me!!' and 'I'm no a ****a...you are!!' The dropped bottle 'incident' in the Hogshead Nearly fighting in the Fire Station Some burds top being unplucked in the Black Bull. More bluetooth pictures being sent!! Blagging a packet of McCoys Salt and Vinegar and chasing that bloke on the V8 trike. NOT going into a titty bar.... Stevie sitting on a dyke....<she didn't really enjoy it > I think I realised I was totally pis@ed when I was in a 'Disco' with folk auld enought to be my parents watching Stevie give a rendition of AC/DC chorus of Angus' Whole lot of Rosie and him getting a kisser from a 55year old who took her teeth out I've remembered soooooo much more today. A lot I cannot post!!!

Dave, good to me you last night mate. Ended up in a club until requested to leave. It wasn' Stevies fault. He's just mis-understood

That pic was a cuban special!!! Crushed ice, lime and Baileys!!!

Hopefully a pic

That looks sair mate Hope you get sorted soon. If I can help give me a buzz.

I'm with LV and don't have to tell them about mods. Only two stipulations. Any mods fitted must have a receipt and proof of fitting (photo) so that on a loss of the car they can adjust the payout accordinly. The other is that they do not allow stroker kits or re-bores. I called then on three times to confirm the above was true prior to going with them about 8 weeks ago.

Just remembered that there is photo and video evidence of the night. A certain chap drinking a very feminine drink

<< Any one out there? Are you still alive after last night? Who all went then and was a good time had? Oh and Stevie - "YA FUDD" Brian >> Brian, when you posted this we were still in the Dreadnought, although it was probably about the time we were ejected, or more to the point Stevie was requested to leave the premises. Some folk cannot handle their drink. We had only been on the sauce for 11hours by then!! lightweight.

"Morning!!!" A good night, although it did end up very messy Some edited highlights that I can remember..... - Lots of beer drunk - Some idiot made a ruling that it's a different drink in each pub can't drink same drink twice!! - Some idiot made a ruling that we must drink the most disgusting alko-pops that we can..<flash backs of Cranberry something > - Someone emptied their bodily contents in a well known pub - We all learned how to use bluetooth to send folk pictures at the bar. My, wasn't that blonde guy surprised !! - Exactly how much did Stevie eat??? Oh'that's right, see above, we all seen it later on I dare say there is more that will come back to haunt me later... Stevie, yer a nob. We went all day without getting chucked out anywhere <being asked to leave is not the same>, then you go and get us tossed from the Dreadnought. Plonker!!

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Haymarket Bar From here we can either head towards town or the Grassmarket

Stevie, not too sure mate as I may or may not go to the footie. ATM I'm not intending too, but I change my mind like the wind. If not I'll be going into Edz on the train.......<off to scotrail site.....> http://www.scotrail.co.uk/route11.pdf < back again> The 14:23 from Bathgate and meet Keith as it gets into Livingston North at 14:28. Bugga it......I'm going to the pub as long as it's got the scores flashing up on a telly. Stevie, I'll come by and pick you up at 14:00 mate and Karen will give us a lift to Bathgate. So where will we meet other in town? Are we getting off at Haymarket or going on into the heart of the town?? ...John