Driving along to work today and passed two coppers in an unmarked car. Dont know why i noticed them but i did.
They followeded me (behind another car) for five minutes down the road and off at a junction.
By this point i was driving by the book because i knew they were there and didnt want to get pulled over.
They overtook the car behind me and squeezed into the gap directly behind me and pulled me over.
Was expecting to get the usual check over for insurance, tax disc etc, mabye a few questions about my exhaust, sunstrip, or check tyres.
Had all my preplanned excuses/reasons running round in my head but nothing prepared me for what he said.
Him "Good morning Sir, do you realise you have a dirty number plate"
Me "I didnt realise it was that dirty"
Him "Do you have a cloth"
Me " I am afraid i havent got an old cloth in the car"
Him " Would you like to step into the patrol car sir"
Ended up with a £30 fixed penalty for dirty number plate.
Moral of the story:
When a copper asks if you have an old cloth, jump out of the car, take you sock off and clean the number plate. No sock is worth £30