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I can tell you now........the one at the botom of the picture IS NOT THAT SIZE ANYMORE! Russell (0900 at Asda is OK with me! Ift he wife guives me clearance due to visitors over the weekend) ps - Craig - I'll text you if I cannot make it

POSSIBLY Russell

Fee - if Gav is not getting this sorted for you, give me a call, I'll get it working for you (sold over 100 of these and fitted about 40 of them!) Russell

<< I'll be in just after lunch as I need to do some admin things............ Costa and scooby viewing???? Dave >> ARE YOU SLACK OR WHAT I saw you leaving the office at 4.30 ( on Wellington Road, on my way home from a Well Control Course in Altens) so..............................do you work FLEXITIME or what?

Hi Guys - thanks for the positive comments, it's really appreciated! Fee - you have 2 pm's Craig - how's the car? any issues, you know where to find me. Boyakasha - go and "sort out the girlfriend" - Blindfold and 45 mins with a feather duster works wonders....just ask my wife Russell

Glad you like it M8, the De-tango always look good on the WR Blue cars, yours is no exception. In daylight it looked AWESOME - you'll enjoy getting up and looking at it in the mrning! Russell

<< Did you get a job in a call centre Russell? >> FPMSL Nice one Dougster! Russell

Bloody hell! - I though tthe HSE had safety sewn up in the North Sea. Still goes to show that this is still a dangerous industry Hope we can all learn from this tragedy. Russell ( no longer working offshore in UK, India is the place for me!)

Welcome Bud! Good to see another Aberdeen "loon" onboard. Russell

<< Just feed the bear Micky D's and he'll slot him in faster then you can say "diesels are for fags " >> 1 / There is nothing wrong with Maccy D's - my new weight regime (ie, work) means I can eat them again and live. 2/ Diesels aren't for fags. I have one Although since Marc got his "oil burner" (don't listen to him about the DSG gearbox....................IT'S STILL AN AUTOMATIC FOR GOD'S SAKE!), I have to question his sexuality. Russell

Call me then on my mob (07792 067728) and we'll sort out a meet-up prior to Sunday. Russell ps - Don't worry about paying for it today/tomorow, I'll add it to Tuesdays bill. OK?

FISH LOVERS EH! I thought he preferred the more "salty" option? (hope that's not too bitchy!) See ya Tuesday! You need any OB for tomorrow? Russell

Cal - you still need some Millers OB? Got "several boxes" in the garage. £25 for 10 of £2.50 each to you. Russell

Just got back this afternoon. I'm off to Paypal Phil right now! Russellops:

Tripped 3100m of pipe, changed a bit, tripped the 3100m of pipe back in and drilled 40m. Then finished shift, got showered, had a feed, got on a chopper, landed at an Indian Air Force Airbase, caught a taxi to the hotel, had 3 beers, got on the computer.........VOILA! Not a bad days work you'll agree! Russell (KNACKERED!)

KnockLink Droplinks Goemetry Russell

OI - stop going off topic! Had an offer of 280 delivered for the lot today but I want a tenner more! surely that's not too much to ask! Russell ps - GO ON THE HOOPS!

Gumball - I'll see if THINGAMEBOB can make it! I should be there (95% confirmed) - If I can get off of here Remap delayed due to work commitments so I'll be going easy due to the car not being fully "set up" Still beat you though Russell (Gumball eater - anD I don't mean the one in the sweetie shops neither!)

260 for the TMIC with OE alloy underpipe and Sti silicon hose 15 for the drivers bracket (for classic fitting) 15 for the 90 degree hose (SOLD!) No more SILLY offers of 200 for the lot. At that money, I'll keep it as I would be STUPID to give it away. You all know these will handle 400bhp adequately ( keep an eye of charge temp at the power in the summer though!) or would you rather pay 350 for 2nd hand APS or 400 for 2nd hand HELIX, etc. Choice is yours! Russell ps - prices exclude delivery.

I'll be stuck out here over Xmas. Shame to miss another one but work is work. Russell ps - Still, it'll be nice to sit outside on the helideck in t-shirt and shorts in a roating 35 degree sun

Surplus to requirements so i'm thinking of selling it. Can supply OE (ie, with standard STi hose and allot pipe under TMIC) for anyone fitting it to a buyeye but can supply the kit (at extra cost) to fit it to 97-00 cars (drivers side bracket, longer 90-degree hose, etc) PM me SENSIBLE offers! You all know how much these cost at a breakers. This is VGC and I have a price in mind and I WILL NOT SELL IT FOR LESS Russell

"dropping one" right now M8Y Russell

Remap sorted, just gotta get of this place now! Russell

Guys, due to unforseen problems on the rig out here in India, I cannot make it to the Mapping session I had with Andy this Friday. I won't be able to do it until the following Saturday at the earliest. Anyone got a Power FC mapping date with Andy between 18th of Nov and the end of Nov? that I could swop with mine? PM me or mail Andy and let him know so I can ge this car fully "sorted" Yours in desparation, Russell

<< Jesus John, didn't know you were off to Trinidad. Could have phoned the folks and they would have kept you out of trouble. Trinidad is great but you need to know someone local, my mum called me the other week and said that so far this year there have been about 350 murders Drop me a PM and let me know if your still out there. Marc >> John - DON"T DO IT! - Marc's parents are party animals and can drink any brave Scotsman under the table. BE WARNED Russell