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2 Seat mid-engined coupe, monocoque chassis with unstressed glassfibre body, "Stage 3" 1380cc A Series (Mini) engine, Weber DCOE 45 carburetor. Currently fitting a self built, 3D, dual switchable, fully mappable ignition system to it.

It was me, still have the car, but stopped "development" on it now, just using it as a road car, when we need it.

Still here Cal, just never found anything useful to post. Think the problem with the RO info, is that no-one has taken over, so my details are still there.

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Can of worms ? Better with a can of wadding.

Had Ian Forrest on the phone. As long as the car is of "reasonable" standard then it should pass. No oil leaks, good tyres, silenced exhast, etc. No need for roll cage, but advised.

Any word what their requirements are ?

I emailed to ask what "track legal" meant ? Too many options to cover. I.e Roll cage, fire ext's, noise limit, tyre choice, electrical cut off's etc

No word what "track legal" is. Might give knockhill an email and find out.

Not that's its going to involve the most on here, but Knockhill is starting this:- "In 2007 all track cars must have either an MOT certificate or a 'Knockhill Scrutineering' certificate. If you have a track car without an MOT certificate we need you to come to the Circuit on Sunday 14th January and an official scrutineer will 'certify' that your car is track legal. This will be on a first come, first served basis and will be available from 9am. Cost £25. "

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Was having a play with the new Microsoft Map thought a few people would like this. Click on Aerial and zoom in http://maps.live.com/default.aspx?v=2&...0&alt=-1000

Thanks Guys will give them one more try. My definition of a good restaurant, is one that has a menu not in English.

Does anyone know if "Loon Fung" on Sauchiehall Street is closed at the moment. Was planning on taking my HK inlaws there on Friday evening. But they're not answering the phone.