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hapy hewyar! Still gon stong!! Just found nextdors computer!! lol! They wil no doubt wonder wtf scotish scobies is ha gaha! Just tabd 11 kliks from the kingarth hotel, the transport was stopped at 6am noone told me, im pretty tyred. Need a kip befor the turkey, however i mite go onto sn, plenty turkeys there haha. HAPYNEWYER!!! Mullac xxx

It has come to that time of year where I will be unseen/Unheard for the next 72 hours. My car keys are in the posession of a relation who is in the Police, and I intend to be in a drink induced coma for the foreseeable future. I wont be here for at least 3 days. Good luck and all the best for 2005. If I live I will no doubt have great tales to tell.......................................... Goodbye my dear friends its been a scream in 2004. Callum

Defis are for poofs, much better with the cheap immitations being sold on ebay for 16 of the strange earth pounds ...................................................................................................... Okay, okay Im jealous to..... just until my immitations turn up!!

Rally Design will sell you them or EARS in Macclesfield, mail order over the phone, they are both quick. IMHO if you are going to only be able to get a set of four, which I fear may be the case, then you may as well do them all, B*ll*cks! at least have peace of mind. Callum

Oh dear, Dougster you really have stooped to an all time low..............tsk, tsk............................................................... What will your friends say?

Hello mate, Im serious here so dont think Im taking the pi$$! You may be able to polish it out with brasso and a yellow duster. I had a clio Williams and scratched the window pretty badly. A friend took the scratch out with brasso and a cloth. I was gobsmacked! Its also good for taking scratches out of watches, glass obviously, not plastic. Top tip troops, you heard it here first!!

So you have reserved accommodation for the grey slug eh? Okay I have the breaking strain of a kit kat and my fitness drive is out the window, Im up for a swally but nae boxing! Ive just had my caps re cemented!! Let me know the time and place Dougster. It will be nice to meet The Squirrel and folk Ive only talked to on the net. Its a good job Robin wont be there he would bore us with tales of woe about submarines and wire guided boredom!!(Give him a few hours to see that and take the bait....) To the folk who were sticking up for AndyF, well done youz! Andy doesnt need to lower himself to sniping like that, the goods he produces have been top class for many many years and even if comments are in jest, some things are better left unsaid. Well done! Callum

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suzuki? You dont Im afraid. Its mine!!!!

Should be up for this one as well: 1. The Squirrel 555 .............Either 2. robinh20mrv....................The oil gods permiting! 3. Playsatan2......................Either 4. kart_man........................Probably either, but Saturday better. 5. JohnnyR6........................Sunday bloody sunday (queue music) 6. SCOOBAY......Either,neither,possibly,probably,don't know,maybe,not sure,undecided,yes,no,eh,????????? 7. Grovit..............................Either 8. Kenny.............................Either 9. Sti-04!! ...........................Either (if i am welcome or are you all scared of some mitsi meat) 10.Karps............................Sunday 11 Grant............................Either 12 WRCNo1...........................Either. cant 4get the mad burd and scooby in the back 14.rallye 6 ...........................either 15 DonZ ..............................either 16.keap_scooby ................. either, with mrs keap and baby keap 17.DEVLIN ........................... pref Sunday 18.Subarstar........................ either 19.Wilky................................ The Secretary of State for Defence Permitting!!!!!!!!!

I touch goats mate!

Suspension is superb, its like a rocket sled on rails, a bit on the hard side but Ive heard that one many times before so Im not too bothered (Yawn!) The only thing that unnerves me is that with the old set up you could feel the limit point creeping up with the subtle loss of traction signalling that you were about to go, with the cuscos your wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy beyond the limit point, in a whole new dimension, when suddenly......f**ko!! Your either piroetting off the road hoping you can get you front mount out off the mess thats about to happen before the insurance company sees it, or you pass the car infront facing the way youve just come! I like bumping and crashing along the road with the hard cuscos and dicovering new limits and handling differences, but its definately an aquired taste. The brembos also make new limits and the loss of nosedive is great, although Im going to need a fivepoint to keep me in the seat!! lol. Hows Georgia? Any nice young ladies out there, or are you looking for nice young laddies?? Be safe Robin. Callum

ROBIN! You have been sourced as the originator of this wicked rumour! A plague of Locust on you!! How is your poofy wee submarine getting on? You say that you navigate your probe through dark tunnels for a living hmmmmmmmmm! Sounds like there are things you aint telling us. I checked up on you car today, it was looking lovely, you never told me you had sold the intercooler and the six speed box! What are you replacing them with?

Yes skidz is the way ahead.

My christmas card list is getting shorter by the moment.

Who ever started the rumour that I am selling my standard KYB suspension please undo the rumour. I am not selling it as I may need it again some day. Please dont PM me an offer because I will probably be rude to you, I am fed up with it now. Thank you. Callum

Thanks russell, the car is going extremely well, just a noisey head which will get sorted this week. Havent got the injectors in yet, but after reading a few current threads the spray pattern provided by the nozzle of that type of sards injector is meant to be awesome so it should be interesting to see what Andy F manages to do with the car when he maps it, Ill keep in touch and try and pop in over the festive season, I may bring Dougster with me just for the chance to get out of the urban jungle, he is looking a bit peely wally these days, or maybe its all the Christmas Parties he goes to, the freeloader that he is!! Cheers Callum

Merry Christmas to you and yours as well Gilbert, are you living and working out ther now? Gi us a job!

OOOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Folks, my car is back on the road, a V2 STI RA with an STI 7 bottom end, running it in at the moment, Its sweet, heads are a bit noisy but there getting adjusted on monday. It was a bit of a minefield but JVS took it in there stride. I have some thank yous to say. Thank you to my bank manager, you saved my car and never realised it!! Thank you to JVS for you patience, dedication to the task in hand and for allowing me to potter about when the job was on Thanks to Steve, the wheels wouldnt be turning if your engineering genius wasnt on call 24/7, you are a gentleman and I have a wee Xmas pressy for you. Thank you to Conrad Bradley for being a decent bloke, I wish you luck in your future ventures. Thanks to Dougster for listening to my moans And finally, thank you to Robin, for stealing my wheels and being nice about it!!! Cheers Callum

Cheers Robbing, as far as the gram lights go you can go jump in the gulf, you and your poofy wee underwater skateboard.

For 200 you get the wheels but no tyres, that considering the excellent condition, is a bargain!

BTTT ! First decent offer gets them, next chav who PMs me asking if they will fit his cupra gets a belt in the mouth