wilky

<< Hear hear Andy, I agree we should ignore them all and only worry about THE SIDC let other clubs do what they want on there own sites,and we will worry about ours. >> sook!.........

Thats the one! Cheers CAZ!

Due to circumstances beyond my control my co-pilot for tomorrows run has had to bow out, therefore I am looking for another navigator. Chavs need not apply Pretty girls are encouraged to apply Males will be validated only if they can talk with a nasal monotone voice of Nicky Grist, " Easy right over crest, maybe.." etc. The car is a rocket sled, make no mistakes but its rock solid and is a rollercoaster ride from hell, so you need to be prepared for it, oh and like AC/DC I will not be thrashing making a nuisance of myself but should the opportunity arise I shall progress at times. Reply on this thread or by PM if you think your up for it. Callum W

Andy Sensible? Well I never!!

indeed..........................................(Cue tumbleweed...........)

Baaaaa! Okay duggy see what you can whip me up. Callum

Saw it parked outside a house just off the maindrag as I was optimax hunting thismorning about 730am, anyone???? Callum W

<< 1. - 2 bottles of dandilion & burdock juice ..........CHECK 2. - prawn & avocado sandwiches......................CHECK 3. - david hasselhoff power ballads cd...............CHECK 4. - fake license plates........................................CHECK 5. - matching burberry hat,top & socks ..............CHECK 6. - passport ???.................................................CHECK 7. - afro wig & sunglasses (disguise kit).............CHECK 8. - toilet paper (max power mag)......................CHECK 9. - alibis - ( it wisnae me officer--)....................CHECK 10. -traffic jam kit (magazine & knitting)............. CHECK 11. Neons (it is a cruise isn't it and I have read about them in F&M) .......... CHECK 12. Sunshine 14. 87 bottles of octane booster 15. 11 bottles of booster for yourself!!!! 16. flamer kit ( incase it is windy and cant get the bbq lit up )...................check 17. Several bottles of Buckfast. 18. Bangin' tunes n'at 19. Permatan 20. Subaru Assist number Brian >> 21. - tow-rope for grants off-feild excursions >> 22. Fire extingusher in case Wullie and Matt cant turn off the mobile BBQ 23. A pre-prepared excuse for the cops......"i went for a drive and all these peeps followed me" 24. A big stick it note on the dash............."this is not the works van, you will pay for repairs" 25. 60 cigarettes 26. Ejector seat 27. earplugs 28. Multitool incase hoses blow off 29. Gumshield 30. Proplus 31. Translation book for Dumfries incase Ah git loast and need tae bide fur spare perts ken 32.Bucket of cold water incase certain individuals lock antlers Wilky

(Wilky, defeated, heads off to the garage for his turtlewax before going to the pub for the mandatory 10 pints of lager)

NEVER! Keep it filthy.

Sharon-"Did you see the handsome dude in the red classic with the side exit?" Tracey-"Yes! what a hunk! But I also saw his girlfriend shaking her fist at me and the window was vibrating as she roared obscenities at us!" Sharon-"Wow! there goes that manky white car again!!" Tracey-"Yes I saw the driver this time, what a hunkahunka burnin love!!!" No further questions M'Lord.

Dirty Wins, every time!

I use turtle wax, and very rarely wash the car as you have probably noticed, doesnt make you any quicker you know and girls are more likely to notice a mocket rocket amongst all the clean and shiney ones, eg; Sharon- "My look at all those shiney fast subarus! there all so clean and dazzling like a new pin!" Tracey-"Yes but isnt that so booooooorring, all they do is shine their cars!" Sharon- "F****N H**L ! did you see that manky white scooby just warp by us?" Tracey- "No I must have blinked" Sharon- "The driver was gorgeous, bet he goes like a steam hammer!" Tracey- " Hes not bothered about cleaning his car, what a rebel!!" I rest my case M' lord.

The boy who does the tyres at KH Tyre Around or whatever does toyos at a great price, probably alot better than u have been quoted

You will have to talk to andy for prices its a bit out of order to talk about it here but hes worth every penny. He wont break the bank.

Just got back from a mapping session with Andy and all I can say is I am utterly gobsmacked! I have toiled and had much help get the Millenium Falcon running again after the engine went last August. I have added mods methodically and done the research and asked advice. I have managed on a shoestring and spent hard earned cash over the last seven months, asking myself was it all worth while? Today the quite unassuming gentleman from the harbour at Port Seton made it happen, and showed me why he is the best in the buisness. Thank you Andy Forrest, you have made me the happiest man on SIDC.My car is how I always wished it was. Callum W

Those calipers look familiar...................................................How much?????

This is bigger than Ben Hur, no one will want to draw undue Polizie attention and Im sure the powers that be will ensure the nut is screwed, were only blethering, although we dont want to make the wrong impression. Sorry for getting all excited...........(Shamed look on face, attempted smile and sharp exit stage left....) Callum

Come on Curley were only pulling yer leg

OOOOOOOOOOOOohhhh the Banter!!! Your all about 250kg too heavy and by sunday ill have more horses and torque than you can shake a stick at, watch this............................winner! See you at the finish line Ill be on my second cup of tea by then. Han Solo, Smuggler and Intergalactic racing pilot.

Indeed, however, Im still chuffed with the socket set, dismantled a flymo, the caretaker at work isnt too chuffed though, even though I reconed I could squeeze another hp out of it.

Quiet in the Cheap seats!!!!

Providing I havent blown anything by then I would like to meet up with y'all, Im only a couple of minutes away. In my new aboad, Der Sloss Adler. Cheers Callum W

They are but Im only Sponsored by Standard Sucks Ltd not BMW.

Come on now curley, snap ons just a name its a swindle, good but overpriced, like Nike......