wilky

lolol Thats fecking funny !!!!!

Stephen, do as requested or you will suffer an attack from the well organized unit pictured above, under the Direct Command of persons who cannot be named because of legal reasons (Gumball) A unit so secret even the Banana republic they hail from do not realize they exist. They live by their motto " Admin means Chaos"

Indeed, or Gumball will violate you in with the vigor and panache of his old unit The Nigerian Special Insertion Brigade where he served as 2i/c Marching relief.

St3ph3n, Do as the man asks or I'll beat you like a red headed step child. ;-)

Excellent news Chris, the graphs show how nicely it all comes together as well. Very best of luck, and hope to meet up with you some day. Callum

Having sourced many parts through" Ron", sometimes via a 3rd party, and knowing the quality of his service I am pretty shocked by the above story, and although it's the truth I find it very hard to believe. What the **** is going on? G Mac goats rampage through your in box.

4 bits of wood slightly wider than your tyres, then put them either side of speedbumps, or into dips to stop you scraping the splitter.

Volter, vy are you afraid of ze hose?

Nice to see you also got a mention in the first picture Chris! Look at the Audi in the background which is also in HB colors. Look at the two words above where the number on the door goes drop the letter B and the URG and bingo! its you!!!!

Hmmmmmmmm.............I remember being in Germany in the 80's and the Audi sponsor at the time and the colors the rally cars were painted was HB cigarettes, as in the photo. They were fearsome and rough so we used to say that HB = Hitlers Best! lol

Uncle Walter is the man, spent an hour in his company in 2006, best all round driver that has ever lived, with respect to everyones heros. You are a lucky tnuc. Hope life is treating you well, Ill see you at Christmas maybe. Callum

That's a pain in the hole dude.

Joe, You have goats in you in box. Callum

Good luck to everyone who is taking part or driving down!!! I'll watch the results from over here!! Callum

And put a fire extinguisher in!

Congratulations Peter! I wouldn't say that people were negative towards your efforts they just enjoyed giving you stick, or perhaps enjoyed asking questions they thought you couldn't answer, childish I know but there you go, its a public forum. Doing what a lot of us on here do or have done is a bitter sweet pass time, I for one know that better than any after my recent disaster. During the process of building the car have had some unkind things said about me and my car, all of which were untrue and was usually down to the green eyed monster called jealousy. I hope your efforts pay the 10 second reward, and better that you are looking for and that it lasts a damn sight longer than mine did lol. Anyone at that level of tuning need fire protection. I learned that lesson the hard way. Again well done it will all seem worth the effort now, just don't let your ambition outstrip the cars ability, break it then sit around for 5 months as it is repaired. Kindest Regards Callum

Many years ago when I was in my late teens early 20's I owned a seriously tuned mini which I had just had properly set up with help from none other than David Vizard. (The Andy Forrest of Minis) A Skoda pulled up next to me at the lights on Princes Street and I looked over and was delighted to see the other driver was up for it. I Should have taken note of the full Roll cage and the Decals the car was wearing. I had just gripped second gear as the Skoda was disappearing round the corner at Carlton Hill!!! Turned out to be a fully prepared Gp A Rally car!!! Callum W

Im a trifle upset at the moment, and not really in the mood to be posting pictures of my recently exploded car.

Dear All, Yesterday afternoon I drove to Cambuslang to see my friend and let the bodyshop who built the fatboy know that S 666 OBY would be the cover car in Jap Performance. Whilst approaching the Mini roundabout at the West End Bar on Glasgow Road the engine burst into flames and the car was quickly engulfed. Me and the passanger were lucky to escape with our lives, it was that quick. This was caused by the passenger side APS fuel rail splitting and for no other reason. The quality of workmanship on the car from Greers to SW has always been outstanding and I simply wont tolerate any rumor mongering or gossip. I would like to thank Strathclyde Fire Brigade for showing up as quickly as they did, and The Police for being helpful and sympathetic. Thats it. Its over, I am gutted. My romance with subarus is over and I shall not be modifying any more cars. To those that I know its been fun but thats it, game over. To the subaru rubberneckers who drove past, took photographs and didnt offer any help, shame on you. Callum W

I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

Your right Diesel hands, Unfortunately its now a case of breaking into your house to get the keys. The preferred method is a pole through your letterbox with a magnet on the end. Even on plastic keyless systems people still put metal key rings on them making it easy for the magnet to pick up. What can be done to counter this? Personal home security, checking windows and doors before you go to bed. Dont leave your keys in the hall on a table or in a jacket pocket in the hall. Be aware of third party interest in your home and your car as you go about your daily business. Here in Louisiana there is not many house breakings as you can imagine. Here you have the right to defend your home against robbery. Your car is also considered an extension of your home so its acceptable to defend it as well against robbery, meaning you are within your right to be armed. However if you want to wander around outside the car tooled up, you need a concealed weapons permit. In the UK its different, but little changes to your daily routine, and awareness of who is taking an interest in you can go a long way to deterring these scumbags. Its all about making the effort and not being negative. Be proactive, not reactive. take active steps to make it hard for them, if you just moan about it and think its all hopeless, you are letting them win. Ill get off the soapbox now. Callum W

Relax dude its cool. If you were genuinely trying to make a point I hear you, its all the CSI investigators on here you have to put up with. If your at the wind up your a naughty boy, but I dont think you are. Everyone else, lets just drop it, please.

You, or if you prefer the plural "youz" are a shower of fannies. You are being wound up and you are taking the bait every time. Racer, that wasnt aimed at you, its at the masses.

Colin, your a penis.

Not at all! Keep going, there hasn't been any excitement on here for ages. Just to recap then, Arch is a clype and blows his own trumpet. JAC doesnt like the service Alan provided to Peter Peter gave everyone 20% discount and wont let the same thing happen again. Continue, please..........