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Gumball

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  1. 3 unmarked police cars and 1 marked interceptor have been spotted within the last 5 minutes 2235hrs on the stirling bypass near the Bannockburn roundabout. 2 of which are BMW M series
  2. FFS would the strut not make a crunching noise if it was completely goosed? I know mine has knocked before, prior to getting the back ones replaced.
  3. Now that is a special story, think how many people thought it wasa joke as well rather than the truth !! []
  4. the chief camel jockie http://videos.streetfire.net/video/D9AA6CA...E4CB4DFB962.htm
  5. EDINBURGH AND LOTHIANS 1 Sti Bandit 2 Spooks 3 Oobster 4 Gus 5 Al GLASGOW 1. Gumball AYRSHIRE 1. Gareth Hunt
  6. [<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 />BuffaloBill] It rubs the lotion on its skin It does this when it's told It rubs the lotion on its skin Or else it gets the hose And when it's done there's one more thing A simple little task, it's: Put the ******* lotion in the basket. <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> Put the ******* lotion in the basket All these stupid women are the same Helps me not to think of them as human, so I call them "it" instead of by their names. [Catherine] Mister please no more abuse Can't you see there's no excuse My family's prob'ly wonderin' where I've been. [bill] I'll starve you so your skin gets loose Stop crying now you big fat moose Just put the ******* lotion on your skin And then Put the ******* lotion in the basket Your chances for survival are remote I'm impervious to all your silly whining So pipe down before I jam a moth Right down your ******* throat. [Catherine] Mister please, my mom's got money Let me go -- this isn't funny Cops are sure to send somebody Turn me loose -- don't be a dummy! [bill] Listen to you scream and wail Keep it down you ******* whale Mind the broken fingernail The last girl climbed halfway but failed. [Catherine screaming] [bill imitation screaming] [bill] (spoken) Precious? [Catherine] (spoken) She's down here, you piece of shit! [bill] Put the ******* poodle in the basket I'd kill you but there's someone at the door Don't make me go and get my gun and shoot you It's a waste of skin, They don't sell fat girls in a ******* store. Put my ******* Precious in the basket Don't you hurt my one and only friend You don't know what pain is but I'll teach you if You lay a ******* finger on my poodle's pretty head. Put the ******* poodle in the basket!!
  7. Del, Can a list be started for the RO;s to take as in GLASGOW 1. Gumball ?? You see why im suggesting that dont you?[]
  8. Is Dunfermline not in Fife?? Please dont come to glasgow after you have been[]
  9. Excellent mods!!!!! your car must be very quick now.
  10. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Callum just gave me the song over msn and i have now saved it. i will copy it to CD and whilst driving along on the track, nurburgring and any runs i will be listening to it full pelt. Not to mention any ladies who get into the car will hear this playing. Frightening i think one would agree
  11. Just to clarify- This link/thread relates to the signature i have and also the class scene in a very special movie that we find amusing.
  12. And then when they are fooled into thinking all is normal..................... They get thrown down the well and ordered to place the lotion
  13. It rubs it on its skin, it places the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again...................... PUT THE FAKING LOTION IN THE BASKET LOL http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID...mp;Keywords=lot
  14. cheers for looking mate that would be very good if you manage to find it. Chris
  15. []NNNNNNNNNICE very pleasant
  16. worked a treat. they even said they have change for me[]
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