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If my expansion tank is reading low i just top it up with a little coolant and water mix so that is sits half way between low and full.

You will be able to see your pads and tell how much wear is left in them. as for discs, if they are heavily scored and grooved then i would change them

Good to finally see Willie get some good widespread publicity.

Cracking pics Del...........looks abit King Billy though!!! []

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pmsl.......you and practical just don't mix [] as for my cadburys elements........the go well with my jaffa cake brakes and licquorice allsorts interior thank you very much!! [][]

More than you can afford!!! []

I can give you loads more midrange boost if you're brave enough Andy 2.0bar saved up for the 12th? How much saved up for your chocolate pistons??? [][]

Slowing up in your old age Brian []

Nice stall you had there Grunt!!!! []

Nice one..........The Grass in indeed greener!! []

All Green Army........out!!! []

Buy a new battery, if you cannot find one and if the car is second hand get in touch with the previous owner (details should be on registration form) and ask if they can remember the code.

Here is another learning curve for you - 1. Not a soldier anymore 2. Ceased being a boy when i left home at 15 [][]

pmsl [] And it is just "Roger Out!!" i.e last transmission understood, end of transmission! " Roger Over" = last transmission understood, broadcast passed back to originating c/s (callsign) for continuation of transmission. "Roger over and out" = Complete jibberish, nothing short of what you would expect from Green Army Hats, the T.A or wannabe civvies who have watched too much Soldier Soldier!!! [][][]

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I can often be found on the backroad from Lochwinnoch to Kilmacolm, usually on my trips back and forth to Greers. That is when i cannot be bothered taking the pootling route. []

Fee, if you want to stay somewhere nice then try The Lodge on the Loch. Got rooms that overlook the Loch. St3ph3n, For a nice meal go into Balloch, head towards Loch lomond shores, when you get to the mini roundabout take the exit after the LLS one and about 500m down the road on the left is a restaurant called La Scarpetta...............very nice italian!!! []

aaaawww bless!!! [][]

Eh??.........You must have low standards if you think it is s****y. [] Or is it just my mistake and it is a silent "s" in s****y?? []

First couple of mins of this are in German but you get the idea []. Its all about the driving![] GP B dont know why i named it GP B as it is about Pikes Peak!

Got my flame suit on ready for the womans rights brigade![] Men strike back! ! ! ! ! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. [][][]

If you are in Auckland pop in to the Dispersary bar opposite the skytower and see my mate Chris, spent many a time there getting bad cases of amnesia []