ANDYJDMSTI

Nice but not 26k ([]) nice!!!

Collin came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk,as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Colin, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter". Colin was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said good-bye to my family....you've got to send me back straight away". St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Colin was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies Colin, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating." explained the rooster, "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before". "Never" replies Colin "Well just relax and let it happen". And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him...ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting: "Colin, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting in the bed!" [][][]

So from this, any narrow minded little sh1t you have ever had a run in with now has the power to ruin your life, even if you have done nothing wrong.WTF is this country coming to?? What a bunch of snivelling, complaining, petty, spineless, boring, namby pamby c**ts!!! Bout time Britain as a whole got a grip and pulled their heads out of their anal tracts!! [:@][:@]

Agree with Oz about the insurance companies. Afew people on here need to watch out too []

Is the error message .......... *ERROR CODE - YMCA.......REMOVED FOR BEING TOO BENT* []

I stand corrected [] the french site i got all the clips from had it as either the audi or radical.......knew it was not the audi. never heard of "norma m20" though

I have a fair few clips of this car on various courses, it is the Radical (turbocharged version), SR i think []

PMSL...........Nice one!!! Can see afew more gutted people now []

Funnily enough neither does MY03 JDM............must be the pump UK cars [][]

Get a louder exhaust or turn your stereo up [][]

Buy an import then you can have 64mm lettering [] job done!!!

What alot of crap mate [] Where i stay you always see big s****y 4x4's etc poncing about with front tints, illegal plates etc and you never see them get pulled. Pointed this out to the traffic when i got lifted and their answer was "oh well if we see them we will obviously do something". Yeah, my ar$e they will!!!!!! Like what has been said, a hell of alot of it has to do with what you drive [:@] w***ers

pmsl []

Set ordered!![].......... infact that should be "set ordered if they would bl00dy fit" [] very nice indeed

welcome......nice jump from 125bhp to approx 245bhp, if it is standard of course []

Great find Cal [] From reading that i have come to the conclusion that after the work i had done on my twin scroll it is now a hybrid mix of VF22 and VF37. Sweeeeeeet []

Does it???...............you crack on[]

Think the thread is actually about big turbos that will bolt into cars []

Bout bl00dy time we saw some dirt on it [] make sure you get the youngun out cleaning it []

Del, did'nt realise you still had the car............i see it still has that dirt repelling bubble round it [][]

If you want it to keep the warranty you no doubt have with your car then go for it but if you are not fussed about the warranty then there are better roads to go down. PPP imho is overpriced for what you get!!!! [] Unless of course they are still doing the free ppp []

Am sure it was the GT42 i had my grubby mits on a couple of weeks ago..........now that was a HUGE turbo and beggars belief how it could be shoehorned under the bonnet!! []

Course it's not [] Now where is my flying pig?? [8-)] []

Looks a good day. Liking the graphics on Andy's car and Ricey.......could you get smaller mirrors??? []

*sits back with popcorn* You gotta love wee domestics!! []